Happy zombie day!

neighbors across the street decided last minute to do an #EasterEgghunt for their kids. 10am text asking if I had red dye and candies to go inside plastic eggs

All I’ve got is blue dye and some homeopathic cough drops 😂

The kids are nearly 8, 11 and 16 — it’s not like Easter is a surprise for them.

Also I’m single without kids — holidays are group integration activities. I’m frequently expected to be the source of pantry items by people with kids. #singleism

Studies say married people - at least married men - live longer. Or do they? Correlation and causality are not the same thing. Mostly, the studies have not corrected for all the things they should have taken into account.

There is a real possibility that it's friendships and connections in general, not romantic pairings, that matter.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/mar/03/in-sickness-and-health-signs-couples-live-longer-shouldnt-worry-singletons

#aromantic #singleism