“Hey there single lady furkids out there, if you want to hear loud licking noises, chewing like a chainsaw, drooling when dog treats are around, has his own bed on the floor, has 3 lady cats bossing him around, enjoy being around a guy that won’t share his stick and has never held down a job, and isn’t ashamed to wear glasses, then I’m your guy!” ~ call Tenzing at 1-GRR-GRR-WOOF #singleladysonlyplease #dogsofmastodon #tenzing #furkid