i really can't choose... up to 4 wives or give up bacon? sometimes i do love what this religion has to offer...

https://www.8days.sg/entertainment/asian/controversial-msian-influencer-abang-tesla-his-2-wives-head-turkey-their-first-trip-together-818426

#singlish #kopitiam #MalaysiaBoleh

i really can't choose... up to 4 wives or give up bacon? sometimes i do love what this religion has to offer...

https://www.8days.sg/entertainment/asian/controversial-msian-influencer-abang-tesla-his-2-wives-head-turkey-their-first-trip-together-818426

#singlish #kopitiam #singapore

#PublicServiceAnnouncement #PSA

If you don’t go to polling station & vote in PE2023,
You CANNOT vote during GE2025.
Your Name & I/C number will be struck off the electors roll.
To reinstate back, you have to PAY $50.

That's how the pap regime disenfranchise voters.

Go cast a blank vote, vote for all 3, or vote for one.
It's your right and your duty to vote, i don't give a shit who you vote for or if you spoil your vote, just #vote.

Don't waste your $50

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam

#PublicServiceAnnouncement #PSA

If you don’t go to polling station & vote in PE2023,
You CANNOT vote during GE2025.
Your Name & I/C number will be struck off the electors roll.
To reinstate back, you have to PAY $50.

That's how the pap regime disenfranchise voters.

Go cast a blank vote, vote for all 3, or vote for one.
It's your right and your duty to vote, i don't give a shit who you vote for or how if you spoil your vote, just vote.

Don't waste your $50

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam

#PublicServiceAnnouncement #PSA

If you don’t go to polling station & vote in PE2023,
You CANNOT vote during GE2025.
Your Name & I/C number will be struck off the electors roll.
To reinstate back, you have to PAY $50.

That's how they disenfranchise voters.

Go cast a blank vote, vote for all 3, or vote for one.
It's your right and your duty to vote, i don't give a shit who you vote for or how if you spoil your vote, just vote.

Don't waste your $50

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam

#PublicServiceAnnouncement #PSA

If you don’t go to polling station & vote in PE2023,
You CANNOT vote on GE2025.
Your Name & I/C number will be struck off the electors roll.
To reinstate back, you have to PAY $50.

That's how they disenfranchise voters.

Go cast a blank vote, vote for all 3, or vote for one.
It's your right and your duty to vote, i don't give a shit who you vote for or how if you spoil your vote, just vote.

Don't waste your $50

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam

Why does the polling card for GE come as a loose piece of paper but the PE comes in a fancy envelope?

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam #electionfarce #presidentialelection

let the conspiracy theories begin
#KnowYourX
#publicholiday
#presidentialelection
#electionfarce

Democracy is practiced, not achieved, practice democracy by making your voice heard, #VOTE

#Singapore #Singlish #kopitiam

when you play both sides of the chess board, eventually you will checkmate yourself. The end is not only inevitable for the pap regime, but the end is here.

Another election farce, outcome prediction here, the joker will lose his deposit, the minority will win and show that the "reserved presidential election" was nothing but an attempt to prevent TCB from an attempt at winning.

#Singapore #Singlish #kopitiam #VoteOutpap

The Cycle of Life;

Hard times create Strong men
Strong men create Good times
Good times create Weak men
Weak men create Hard times

do not ever expect those that created the problems to fix it, because they don't see it as their problem, they only see if as your problem

#singlish #singapore #kopitiam

In social media Singaporeans will sometimes spell “only” instead “oni”, which supports the observation that some Singaporeans pronounce the word /oni/, without the /l/, and with a higher front vowel.

I only just noticed however that some Singaporeans instead pronounce the word something like /õli/, with a nasal /õ/ vowel. Something to listen out for more often! #Singapore #Singlish #SingaporeColloquialEnglish #Linguistics

How to get pussies to look at you

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam

Gilfoyle: “I find parades to be impotent displays of authoritarianism.”

Time to 抱佛脚 liao
#singlish

One is a singapore born Major(ret) in the SAF, one is a malaysia born SAFVC. Yet both are deemed to be "equal" and have the same voting right... I do not believe that this is fair. No NS, no citizenship, male or female alike. Once again, i ask the females for help, for them to join the conscription, so we no longer allow foreigners to be considered as equals without serving the country.

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam #VoteOutpap

@bimbobeng here's more to make your blood boil just a little bit more.

the wayang show of announcing in parliament that there was a salary reduction to $8,500 but kept mum on the full amount of $16,000 mp allowance. which totals up to a cool $24,500 per month, while on suspended duties.

it's really not bad to be a #NaturalAristocrat in the pap regime.

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam #VoteOutpap

@iphoting here's more to make your blood boil just a little bit more.

the wayang show of announcing in parliament that there was a salary reduction to $8,500 but kept mum on the full amount of $16,000 mp allowance. which totals up to a cool $24,500 per month, while on suspended duties.

it's really not bad to be a #NaturalAristocrat in the pap regime.

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam #VoteOutpap

i knew of the term, glass ceiling, that women in the workplace still sometimes face, but today, i learned a new term, glass cliff, women being promoted into leadership positions in a problematic organization ie; Linda Yaccarino, in effect, making her the scapegoat for the african american "genius" who will most likely regulate your air supply on his private Mars colony.

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam

is "cotton comes from sheep" implying that once an announcement of an arrest has been made, the person becomes guilty until proven innocent?

how does an announcement of a factual event, an arrest, hinders the establishment of more facts of the case or prevents anyone from hearing his side of the story?

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam #VoteOutpap

Maybe it's time for the RSM to ask the former general that is currently holding his place at NTUC, because he lost in his general election; sir, for this cock up, how many extra do you think you should sign?

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam #VoteOutpap

#gaslighting in it's finest form... right... it's all self internalised, nothing to do with the "if you don't have a degree, you won't be successful" policies being preached by the pap regime for almost 60 years

#singapore #singlish #kopitiam #VoteOutpap

https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/jobs/blue-collar-workers-may-have-internalised-society-s-lower-valuation-of-their-work-expert