Squeaky, who knows the first rule of cat care is that humans must never move when a cat is on them: "If I lay on her, she will feed me sooner."

#SirSqueakertonTheFirst

J took his mom to chemo today (it's an all-day thing) and #SirSqueakertonTheFirst has been stuck to me like glue. He usually spends his time following J around.

Me: Laying in the sunbeam.

Squeaky: Laying on me laying in the sunbeam.

It's the best of all worlds for a cat.

#SirSqueakertonTheFirst

he's such a joy AND ALSO a 10-pound ball of hedonism

#SirSqueakertonTheFirst

tfw it's 2:30 in the morning and #SirSqueakertonTheFirst decides it's time to pounce on your feet

I think my cat is broken? #SirSqueakertonTheFirst

#knitting helpers

#SirSqueakertonTheFirst #RavenBaby

Sometimes, you have to bring your own entertainment. #SirSqueakertonTheFirst

J went into the bathroom without #SirSqueakertonTheFirst ☹️

J: So I think #SirSqueakertonTheFirst is the one who's been opening my office closet.

A: Why do you think that?

J: We'll, first I saw him. And then I heard him rummaging around. But I don't have any hard evidence.

"How did styrofoam get on my shirt and why are you eating it?"

(an excerpt from Conversations with #SirSqueakertonTheFirst)

Saying that it's fair for #SirSqueakertonTheFirst to love J more than me probably sounds self-deprecating, but I think it makes sense if you were around in The Beginning.

I should write a blog post or try to move some posts from Twitter or something.

Squeaky loves us both immensely, he just loves J a little bit more. Which is fair, tbh. #SirSqueakertonTheFirst

Me: Squeaks!

S: *immediately looks at me*

Me: Are you coming with me?

S: *runs furiously toward Justin*

And that's how I rank!

#SirSqueakertonTheFirst

Squeaks appreciates the new couch because human laps are much more accessible now. #SirSqueakertonTheFirst

#SirSqueakertonTheFirst on halfhearted supervisor duty

A: Why are you so smitten with #SirSqueakertonTheFirst?

J: Well, he had a water balloon tummy.

J accidentally taught #SirSqueakertonTheFirst how to play fetch. At 1:30 in the morning. So that's a thing that happened.

Benefit of following @aleen: now, on #TotalPartyKill, I know that the black cat I see on screen is #SirSqueakertonTheFirst

oh ffs

(he's fine)

#SirSqueakertonTheFirst