Messages From My Sister

“[5] came out of bed to inform us his pillow had a giant hole that wasn’t meant to be there. We are trying to work out what he’s talking about, then realise he means the end of the pillow case that you put the pillow into 🤦‍♀️”

#sistermessages #parenting #pillow

Messages From My Sister

“6 is really into Never Gonna Give You Up. We are being perpetually Rick rolled.”

#sistermessages #parenting #rickroll #rickastley

Messages From My Sister

“Apparently 5’s favourite vegetable is chicken.”

#sistermessages #parenting #vegetables #favouriteveg #whenisavegetablenotvegan

Messages From My Sister

“Just saw a dude get on my train dressed like Oliver freaking twist”

#sistermessages #random #MelbourneTrains

Messages From My Sister

“Ahhhh!!! I was cooking in the kitchen and then I started to hear these strange as heck noises. I start trying to find the source. It sounds like gurgling in the drain or something, but it’s coming from near the microwave. The microwave isn’t on. I’m freaking out. What the heck is this weird wet noise?? Is my power board about to blow up? And then I realise… it’s the Google. I don’t know what the frick sound it was making. Like ASMR chewing/swallowing sounds?? I don’t even know. But I didn’t hear either of the kids request it to do anything, and they said they didn’t say anything to it. So why??!!! Why is my google making creepy as heck slurping sounds at me??!!!”

#sistermessages #google #digitalassistant #asmr #mystery

Starting a new series of toots:
Messages From My Sister

“Some psychopath gave [5] a set of multi colour permanent markers for his birthday…”

#sistermessages #whodoesthat #parenting