Tomorrow is #SlackFriday !! Do you wish to be ruptured up to the saucers? Do you want to NOT burn forever with the Normals here on Earth when #XDay really happens in 1998?!?
You can get TWO memberships to the Church of the #Subgenius for the price of one!

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@miket Totally down to get #SlackFriday trending this week. Just hope folks don't think we're talking about work Slack :P

@christroll I try to buy nothing, stay home, and do as little as possible. I call it Slack Friday. I've never been able to get it to take off though. Wanna push a #SlackFriday hashtag?