i think i might be acoustic
#autism #sleepdeprived

#California No. 1 most #sleepdeprived state, according to study

https://www.naturalnews.com/2023-07-27-study-ranks-california-most-sleep-deprived-state.html

#StateOfInsomnia

i feel attacked!

#sleepdeprived

#AI can tell if you are #sleepdeprived by listening to your voice
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2368838-ai-can-tell-if-you-are-sleep-deprived-by-listening-to-your-voice/

My life is a mess. #sleepdeprived

I just woke up from I think a 7 hour nap because my dad called me. If it's over 6 hours, is that actually a nap anymore? #sleepdeprived

“I” is just a vanishing thought that appears like a bubble on stream. #meditation #sleepdeprived

"Teenagers are some of the most #SleepDeprived people in the U.S.… Over decades researchers have amassed evidence showing that pushing back the first bell of middle and high school would benefit the physical, mental and emotional health of older children, not to mention their academic performance.… Yet far too many school districts are reluctant to make the change.” https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/let-teenagers-sleep/

So, apparently I have begun writing "baby" instead of "study". Makes for some interesting responses to reviewers: "However, due to both the scope of the baby, as well as the issues that arise from..." #fatherhood #sleepdeprived

Last week, a gust of wind blew my coat open, at which point I realised I was wearing my dressing gown between my clothes and my coat. Today I realised after a long chat with a teacher that I've been sporting a rogue sleep mask, dangling stylishly from my Mum bun. Yay. 🙈

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#mumstyle #momstyle #mumbun #mumbunlife #mombun #mombunlife #sleepdeprived #mumstruggles #momstruggles #thestruggleisreal #parenthumor #parentinghumor #parentingwithhumor #parenthumour #parentinghumour #parentingwithhumour

"A gemling ghoul... it twisted off a corpse's head... gnaws at skull like dog. My head now... visions clawing at me... Thinking burns! I see... horror, envy the mute corpses at my... feet. Words flay me... flee me. All is madness..." <- this is me right now, and I can't forget. That voice actor really did a good job. #sleepdeprived

My son hollered for me at 4am, so I dragged my tired self through to him, and then he spent the next 20 minutes complaining that it's not fair that he has to go back to sleep when I'm awake. Dude, you woke me up!! 😂🙈

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#sleepdeprived #sleepthief #notenoughcaffeineintheworld #passthecaffeine #parentinghumour #parenthumour #parentinghumor #parenthumor

There be #ducks in the wall here 😮

Forgive me, #SleepDeprived me finds this captivating...

Do you like your #coffee to be "strong", do you a drip machine, and does it have a "clean" function? Try brewing it in that mode! #CoffeeHack brought to you by a #SleepDeprived #parent.

I hate that so much of my confidence was tied up in my penis size. Porn warped my impression of the average size and since it's not a conversation you ever have with friends most of my 20s were spent worrying about it and missing out on opportunities!

#Oversharing #WillDefinitelyDeleteThis #SleepDeprived

Update: Brief doze at 6am, dreamt I stumbled into Hannah Waddingham's secret baby shower (they were writing the baby into season 4 of #TedLasso ) at the Ritz in NYC.
Thank you, dream Hannah, for letting me stay for dream cake. Dream me really needed it.
#Dreams #SleepDeprived

Why is it that I always have a sudden urge to post a gazillion posts on Mastodon at 4am?😂😴 #sleepdeprived

I'm a father for eight years now with an increasing number of children (so far one every three years - the loop has finished though). Yet I wonder how I manage to ignore my melatonin levels even harder with every increment, to the point that during school holidays I get even less sleep than during regular school days 😢 😴.

#parenting #tired #sleepdeprived

Also, how do I switch languages in the #mastodonapp

Oh I'm looking forward to my daily brain ramblings #sleepdeprived

I've recently gotten back into #ElderScrollsOnline, I've just started doing the Antiquities skill line and I'm finding it surprisingly hard to put down! (yes, I did stay up much later than I should've last night) #pcgaming #sleepdeprived