꧁~EmoCea~꧂ · @alcea
46 followers · 3768 posts · Server pb.todon.de
PSiReN-X · @PSiReN
27 followers · 2726 posts · Server syzito.xyz

@selzero @staringatclouds

's , 's ; , ... for and ...

Also, the isn't , either...

You and your , ...

I'm going to ...! To yourself! Get you sent on some sort of ...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#it #smart #practical #nomuss #nofuss #good #daywear #eveningwear #blackhole #racist #antiromulanrhetoric #misterden #reportyou #insensitivitytrainingcourse

Last updated 1 year ago

· @mistersixt
73 followers · 1581 posts · Server kanoa.de

Spümaschine neulich kaputt gegangen, defektes Teil gibt es nicht mehr als Ersatz. Also musste eine neue Maschine her.

Bei der geht aber immer ca. 75 Minuten vor Ende des Spülprogramms die Tür von alleine auf. Wollte schon den Defekt an melden... aber der Blick ins Handbuch (wer macht das auch schon heutzutage 😉 ?! ) besagt: im ECO-Modus ist das ein Feature, kein Bug 😜 .

Wieder was gelernt.

#bosch #smart #feature

Last updated 1 year ago

PhotoSniperFox · @PhotoSniperFox
39 followers · 429 posts · Server spacey.space

At this point the only point I'm willing to give is that he so many people, for so long, that he was actually .
Even I was fooled. I didn't think he was as smart as the marketing made out, but I didn't realize he was actually a complete idiot.
I thought he was just smarter than the average person and had an inflated view of his abilities fed by a large wallet.
What a fool I was.

#musk #fooled #smart

Last updated 1 year ago

M0PWX · @M0PWX
249 followers · 186 posts · Server mastodon.radio

this is why i rarely load apps for services or devices, with a web portal you don't give as much personal data / access away

if a device is app only access it don't come in my house unless there's a VERY good reason or i've checked it don't need excessive permissions to your device

have a look at the app store information and see how many apps want access to camera, microphone, address book etc then ask

"why does this app need that access when it doesn't use them?"

#tech #smart #privacy

Last updated 1 year ago

Autozine · @autozine
4 followers · 88 posts · Server mastodon.nl

#smart

Last updated 1 year ago

steve dustcircle ⍻ · @dustcircle
360 followers · 11762 posts · Server masto.ai

#smart #intelligence

Last updated 1 year ago

Steve Dustcircle ⍻ · @dustcircle
172 followers · 4545 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
ZERO GmbH · @zeroiee
58 followers · 40 posts · Server techhub.social

Our ZERO Smart City Cube!

The Project:
- Publicly funded research project
- Centered around 5G communication
- Goal: Improve road traffic (Increase efficiency roundabout, test safety measures, integrate Smart City functionality)

The cube:
- Dynamic lighting to increase traffic safety
- Warn vulnerable road users at crossings
- Inform speeding drivers
- First deployed at the First Mile in Ingolstadt
- Energy-self-sufficient via solar power
- Weather and vandalism-proof

The technology:
- Recognition of road users is based on V2X, but can also rely on other sources (e.g. LIDAR)
- Low latency communication with other systems via 5G mobile networks
- Power storage based on Audi second life battery modules
- Built-in roadside unit with 5G and V2X functionality.

#v2x #smartcity #zeroiee #teamzero #automotive #electronics #5G #solarpower #energy #smart

Last updated 1 year ago

Tech news from Canada · @TechNews
991 followers · 27227 posts · Server mastodon.roitsystems.ca
nicolas molli · @NicolasMolli14
12 followers · 2212 posts · Server piaille.fr

youtu.be/bWeJkLEk4aQ?si=ynohvv

Présentation en studio de la Smart #3, le nouveau SUV coupé conçu en collaboration entre Mercedes et Geely.


#youtube #smart

Last updated 1 year ago

Derek Reilly · @derekreilly
29 followers · 77 posts · Server mastodon.ie

My 1st look at the smart #3 at the European Premier this afternoon in Munich.

youtu.be/ca9KWUEy58o

#electriccar #smart

Last updated 1 year ago

Marcel SIneM(S)US · @simsus
219 followers · 5449 posts · Server social.tchncs.de
Meine Kehrseite · @MeineKehrseite
258 followers · 463 posts · Server troet.cafe

Gestern wars dem in der überraschend einen Beitragwert, ob vielleicht in Öffis „bald“ wieder seien könnten. Es folgten Interviews im Bus unter Anderem mit „kompetenten“ , die man mehrheitlich einfach ganz grundsätzlich nie zu solchen Dingen fragen sollte.

#weggezappt #blodbeutel #immuntrainern #smart #Masken #aktuellenstunde #wdr

Last updated 1 year ago

First up, we have some timeless quotes from Coco Chanel. She was like a Winston Churchill for fashion (and women in general I think):

Elle: The Best Coco Chanel Quotes About Fashion, Love, and Success
elle.com/fashion/g44928138/top

#fashion #coco #chanel #quotes #funny #witty #smart #style

Last updated 1 year ago

Helmut@Wien 🇦🇹 · @pocket
61 followers · 179 posts · Server wien.rocks

Smarte Minimis Glass Datenbrille für sportliche Aktivitäten - ich wäre wohl Zielgruppe für solch ein Gadget. Kann ich mir theoretisch gut beim Radfahren vorstellen.

reserve.minimis.life

#Datenbrille #smart #Sport

Last updated 1 year ago

woodrat :sfgiantshat: · @woodrat
8 followers · 286 posts · Server sfba.social

Don't hard, work

#work #smart

Last updated 1 year ago

SHIFTER · @aggerflash
141 followers · 212 posts · Server social.tchncs.de

Der EQ ForFour ist es geworden.

Und das tollste ist das , da passt perfekt die hinein.

#smart #handschuhfach #fuji #x100 #elektroauto

Last updated 1 year ago

woodrat · @woodrat
0 followers · 4 posts · Server hachyderm.io

bro1, ", you're dumb because you hurt my feelings" .... bro2, "bro, no i'm for being , you're dumb for hurting my feelings!"

#bro #smart #dumb #fosstodon #Karma #existentialdrift

Last updated 1 year ago