Mikey PigBear :leather_flag: · @mikeybear
352 followers · 580 posts · Server 4bear.comPringles: introducing people to fisting since 1968.
Mike Fraser :TheCDN4: · @mike
1734 followers · 26542 posts · Server thecanadian.social
Katzenjens · @katzenjens
467 followers · 855 posts · Server social.tchncs.de
mndflayr :damnified: :debian: · @mndflayr
22 followers · 1064 posts · Server metalhead.clubCooking some #Bucatini (long macaroni) with sauce #Bolognese.
It is so much better at this time of the year compared to winter. So many fresh #herbs to add. Sage, Savory, Thyme, Rosemary, Oregano, Marjoram, Lovage, Bazil,...
During winter, only Sage and Rosemary are growing.
#Smartass of the day: In Germany, both the short macaroni and the long macaroni are called macaroni. I just learned that the long ones are really Bucatini...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucatini
#cooking #food #smartass #herbs #bolognese #bucatini
Cocoanetics · @Cocoanetics
1 followers · 3 posts · Server mastodon.social
@_Davidsmith #SmartAss #ChatGPT would have simplified your function thusly.
https://gist.github.com/odrobnik/01b2d0d65b2cb48abf0804d33d975b95
Alfclaw · @Alfclaw
47 followers · 561 posts · Server home.socialSmartass the board game is a hit with the relatives! 😎👍 We played 7 games in a row.
Dave · @Dave300
28 followers · 97 posts · Server mas.to#Angry AF #Rant: You #smartass #assholes should not fuss at other #people who are #trying to use this new #Mastodon #socialmedia #platform! You act as if we are supposed to be #Tech #Geniuses or something! Go be #rude #asses somewhere else! We, #newbies are trying to learn this #complicated #doohickey the best we possibly can, and you are giving us the #proverbial #middlefinger. I have a #good #idea. Why don't you #freaksofnature go back to #elementary #school & #learn #some #fucking #patience!
#patience #fucking #some #learn #school #elementary #freaksofnature #idea #good #middlefinger #proverbial #doohickey #complicated #newbies #asses #rude #geniuses #tech #platform #socialmedia #Mastodon #trying #people #assholes #smartass #rant #angry
cactus jack · @cobie
0 followers · 1 posts · Server 4bear.comnew year, new instance! here's the requisite #introduction in hashtags:
#smartass but otherwise #NiceGuy here. #Gay. #Cub / #DadBod type. #masc4masc. #otters. #ShamelessFlirt. #SuckerForACuteSmile. #scruffy. #sarcasm.
#NewEngland. #GenX. #bara. #comics. #cooking. #tabletop. #rpg. #nerd. #CuteAnimals. #nature.
looking to #spice up my timeline.
hit me with your #nsfw.
#introduction #smartass #niceguy #gay #Cub #dadbod #masc4masc #otters #shamelessflirt #suckerforacutesmile #scruffy #sarcasm #newengland #genx #bara #comics #cooking #Tabletop #rpg #nerd #cuteanimals #nature #spice #nsfw
RadiDaddy · @RadiDaddy
95 followers · 771 posts · Server mastodon.world
One of my proudest non-work accomplishments at work.
Yeah, the caller was my co-worker’s wife. I don’t think she likes me.
#SmartAss #telephone #WorkStories #funny #joke
#smartass #telephone #workstories #funny #joke
Yora · @Yora
163 followers · 1282 posts · Server dice.camp
Iora Rua/Iora Gabhar · @iorarua
125 followers · 1472 posts · Server baraag.net
Ingrid O :cofe: · @Ingurido
310 followers · 1160 posts · Server sfba.social@ml Welcome! It does take a little bit of effort, but curating your feed works.
I’d start with putting #smartass #progressive #creative and #science in your bio or intro post and then search and then follow those hashtags too—;)
#smartass #progressive #creative #science
Penguin Pete · @penguinpete
1 followers · 7 posts · Server stranger.socialStill MORE #introduction :
#dad
#Iowa
#GenX
#stoner
#scifi
#gaming
#graphicdesign
#videoediting
#married30years
#smartass
#hedonist
#cat
#introduction #dad #iowa #genx #stoner #scifi #gaming #graphicdesign #videoediting #married30years #smartass #hedonist #cat
Arabella · @arabella
37 followers · 136 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
A.W.Ford, the Curious Curator · @awford
150 followers · 558 posts · Server universeodon.comSo I ask my adult kids what to name the pup, and the youngest, the ultimate #SmartAss, comes back with:
”Name him The Kids so that when you talk about him in public you'll be saying 'Oh i have to fill The Kids water bowl' & 'Dont forget to take The Kids to get their #rabies #vaccine' "
I don't know whether to be supremely proud or horribly ashamed... 😉
Great ideas everyone, keep em coming!
J✦rg Pre✦send✦rfer 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 · @jpreisendoerfer
44 followers · 340 posts · Server mastodon.socialI know it's #smartass style but anyways:
People criticising #ElonMusk for violating #FreedomOfSpeech did grasp the meaning of the term as little as he did when he claimed it for his reign of #Twitter.
He is not a #government.
He can't give or take #FreeSpeech. Thinking he could is #propaganda of the far right. Don't spread it!
There are very good reasons to critize him,but not this one.
If you don't like what #JackDorsey or Musk did, then get your #dopamine in order and move somewhere else.
#smartass #elonmusk #freedomofspeech #twitter #government #freespeech #propaganda #jackdorsey #dopamine
Patch Zircher · @PatrickZircher
554 followers · 286 posts · Server mastodon.social
a drawing I did of Oscar Wilde
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."
-- #OscarWilde
#oscarwilde #literature #irish #comics #drawing #fashionicon #smartass
Patch Zircher · @PatrickZircher
987 followers · 801 posts · Server mastodon.sociala drawing I did of Oscar Wilde
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."
-- #OscarWilde
#oscarwilde #literature #irish #comics #drawing #fashionicon #smartass
RS · @sfwrtr
8 followers · 42 posts · Server eldritch.cafeHere's some #writingadvice: Go for the joke. Seriously. No mater the level of drama or danger, all stories and their readers deserve #comedic relief. Go for it!
I don't mean Dad jokes, or stand-up, unless you're writing The Marvelous Mrs. Mazel. It can be subtle or outrageous. It ought be on point and move the story forward, not gratuitous. Character's thoughts, spoken #malapropisms, ribbing—they all work. A #smartass character (esp. if the reader is privy to their thoughts) is always an option. There are plenty of ways appropriate for your #storytelling to ratchet up the #comedy.
I #challenge you to write a scene going for the joke, and post it with #goforthejoke. Here is mine:
My bodyguard spun a dining chair around to sit beside me. "If you were my daughter, I would tell you it's time to pack up your toys and go home."
"How old is your daughter?"
"Seven. That's not the point! Everyone in the syndicate knows that Felipe's lieutenant is trouble."
"Are you worried he might try to seduce me? Be worried for him!"
#writingadvice #comedic #malapropisms #smartass #storytelling #comedy #challenge #goforthejoke
