I think #singapore is FUCKED!!! I just crossed the road when there were no cars on the road, but there are people behind me, younger than me, who are waiting for the green man... #SMH

Guy citing near-death experiences, which apparently unserious fruits have eveloped into a Real Thing Category -- and using this to defend the Comeback Kid resurrection lie.

#SMH

@VPS_Reports
I remember a few years ago near Asheville, NC, at a kind of artist / craft / natural food mall, this elderly woman came up to us and asked my wife "Where are you from?" And she was smiling, very friendly, obv just curious.
When wifey (who is a Japanese national) said "Seattle", the lady wouldn't relent, and said, "No, but where are you REALLY from?"
Doubling down.
We were #verklempt.
🙄
#SMH
#racism

@xtaldave She's actually stupid enough to use the "But (white) wimmin!" gambit. #smh

I drove by a store and saw a pick-up truck parked across 3 parking spots. Turns out it was my neighbor from down the street. #SMH

#SMH

@SQLAllFather If only there was a visual clue or three… #SMH

re: Stop the Presses

It would be nice to go to Gortash, if you made a deal with him, to tell him about the editor doing this slander piece on you and you can't possibly find Orin if all of the Gate thinks your up to no good. "Be a darling, Gortash, and put your pet editor in their place, would you. Thank you so much."

Of course I won't honour the deal. I love Karlach. #smh

#BaldursGate3

@steve
For like, 45 minutes to an hour.
Then It's right back to Big Macs and KFC on the way home.
No handcuffs.
Shameful.
😑
#SMH
#NoJustice

Had to laugh out loud at the Ontario.ca Jury Duty court selection box. Search by city? Nah, too obvious, let’s list by address, sorted by street name, or if the address listed has a PO Box number, it might be listed under B for Box instead of by the street name. #SMH

(I was summoned for jury duty and electing to sign up for electronic notifications, which required identifying which courthouse I’ve been summoned to).

Alt: list of Ontario courthouses, sorted by street name, without the city name identified.

PSA

I know that #SMH stands for "shaking my head" & that #SMFH stands for "shaking my fucking head".

Nonetheless, my mind will continue to misinterpret them as "suck my hole" & "suck my face hole" whenever I see them.

My mind is a very #cursed place 😅

Ihr hat jetzt echt alle zu Bluesky ab? Zu dem Typen, der uns an Elon verkauft hat? #smh

I for one will not assume that the capricious Android/Apple Store rules will save us #smh

Unrelated: How is it 2023 and women face sexism in fucking CHESS of all things? Women not belonging in chess? Is your dick really that tiny? #smh

#SMH Who knows what SHM is.

“While it is well known that I always enjoy a friendly wager on the course, I would never undermine the integrity of the game," Mickelson said in a statement Thursday. Except for the LIV thing, right Phil? #smh

Let me guess, latest #TikTok Challenge? #SMH

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66443925

If two multi-billionaires really want to (literally) fight it out for a charitable cause, they can put their OWN money on it instead of pulling out their begging bowls to collect pennies from the rest of us.

How the f**k does it make any sense for US to pay THEM to beat each other's a**es? Aren't we paying them enough already?

But, regardless, I'm sure plenty of idiots will line up to pay, #smh...

#Musk #Zuck #MuskratVsLizard

“I just don’t understand, does somebody have to get hurt before people take this kind of online intimidation seriously?”
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/4138702-stephanie-grisham-donald-trump-threats-after-indictment/amp/ #ThanksRepublicans #Smh #USA

@mdnestor I noted that Springer is asking $85 for one of the chapters, which (adding insult to injury) is based on DARPA-funded (U.S. military) research #smh