Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
319 followers · 1424 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
285 followers · 1396 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Mandatory gratuitous video of some boobies for

#smuturday

Last updated 2 years ago

Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
258 followers · 1170 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

You've heard of Elf on a shelf... but what about.

Also

#caturday #smuturday

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@maddaddam

Well, I've not heard it called that before

#unintendedinnuendo #smuturday

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@softskiez

Went down that road as soon as I arrived.

'Hey, nice toots'
'I really like their toots'

Gets tattoo done... lifts shirt... here's you payment... What... You mean it's not tit for tat?


#unintendedinnuendo #smuturday

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Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
164 followers · 643 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Ex girlfriend: I just want to know what your fave pokemon is?

Me: You my little Squirtle

Ex: Starts blushing


#IfYouKnowYouKnow #smuturday

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@seancwilkinson

When xmas trees no longer do it for you

😆

#unintendedinnuendo #smuturday

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#smuturday

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Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
155 followers · 611 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

It's here in the Anomnomnomaly house

That means, I spot will be commented and boosted.

It also means the occasional toot... Like this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7oEYe4eP

#smuturday #unintendedinnuendo #nsfw #TenaciousD

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Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
155 followers · 611 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

@LittleFishy and there's an to kick start

🤣

#unintendedinnuendo #smuturday

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Anomnomnomaly · @anomnomnomaly
69 followers · 286 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
Anomnomnomaly · @anomnomnomaly
42 followers · 223 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

@kazza 'Is it toot or post'

I'm going with 'Poot' as in 'hello Pooters', and 'I just Pooted'

'What a nice poot'


#smuturday #unintendedinnuendo

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Anomnomnomaly · @anomnomnomaly
25 followers · 196 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Everyone has heard of Achilles, the famed Greek hero. But very few people have ever heard of his cousin Bophades.

Whilst Achilles is renowned throughout the world for his one fatal flaw. Bophades also had a fatal flaw, located near his groin.

So whilst nearly everyone on the planet has heard of the phrase Achilles Heel. Virtually no one has ever heard of Bophades Nuts

#smuturday #intendedinnuendo

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Anomnomnomaly · @anomnomnomaly
25 followers · 196 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

It's here in the house

It's something I started back in the old Google+ days.

It's NOT a load of porn or anything else... It was just a bunch of people making crude and silly/immature innuendo jokes about various topics of the week and some of the you see from others.

Feel free to partake if you choose.

Also... coffeeeeeeee!!!

#smuturday #Anomnomnomaly #unintendedinnuendo

Last updated 2 years ago