First up: This twunt.

I what?
I used the zoom to make him seem closer?

DOES MY MOTHERFUCKING KNEE HAVE A ZOOM?

Dude's balls were less than 18 inches from me as evidenced by their proximity to my knee.
Dumbass.

#SnarkSunday #CarymaNgo #Fuckwit

Before we get started, I suddenly remembered my sole New Year's resolution. This is fitting.

If you or anyone you love is a shitlib, you might want to run away now. Fair warning.

#FuckShitlibs #SnarkSunday

#SnarkSunday🧵
I'm super-irritated with shitlibs right now.

I mean, I am always annoyed that they are LITERALLY the reason we can't have nice things, but this has pushed me over the "quietly weathering their bullshit" edge into UNLEASH THE SNARK.

All-righty, a typo made my phone suggest #SnarkSunday and a new tradition is born.

#FuckShitlibs #FuckRacism #FuckHomopobia #FuckThePolice #FuckThePolice #FuckEverything