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Ashley γ‚· :ashley: · @Ashley
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If you win, Spain. Keep eyes on that trophy. Someone might snatch it and display it in a museum 😹 @wwc

#snarky

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JBRoss · @jbross
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"My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she writes in her diary." β€” Drake Sather β€” β€” β€”

#drakesather #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #husband #wife #nosy #diary #humor #humorous #funny #joke

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JBRoss · @jbross
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"When I came home I expected a surprise and there was no surprise for me, so of course, I was surprised." β€” Ludwig Wittgenstein β€” β€” β€”

#ludwigwittgenstein #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #surprise #philosophy #anticipation #humor #humorous

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JBRoss · @jbross
23 followers · 524 posts · Server mstdn.party

"Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet." β€” Jeff Cesario β€” β€” β€”

#jeffcesario #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #humor #humorous #funny #icefishing #marriage #joke

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JBRoss · @jbross
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"But if you figure in the wind chill factor, it’s only 105." β€” Dave Marr β€” β€” β€”

#davemarr #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #heat #weather #humor #humorous #windchill #funny

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JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 475 posts · Server mstdn.party

"You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different." β€” Bill Watterson β€” β€” β€”

#billwatterson #quote #quotes #weird #change #daily #different #quip #snarky #aging

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JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 471 posts · Server mstdn.party

"If the English language had been properly organized ... then there would be a word which meant both 'he' and 'she', and I could write, 'If John or Mary comes heesh will want to play tennis', which would save a lot of trouble." β€” A.A. Milne β€” β€” β€”

#aamilne #quote #quotes #english #language #quip #snarky #he #she #humor #funny

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JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 467 posts · Server mstdn.party

"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling." β€” Dave Barry β€” β€” β€”

#davebarry #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #ricecake #cardboard #humor #humorous #funny #eating #food

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JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 465 posts · Server mstdn.party

"It is the kind of place where you can walk into a children’s bookstore and find a self-help section [ed]." β€” Jonathan Katz β€” β€” β€”

#jonathankatz #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #children #bookstore #selfhelp

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JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 455 posts · Server mstdn.party

"A man who goes into a supermarket for a few items would rather walk around balancing them than put them in one of those little baskets." β€” Rita Rudner β€” β€” β€”

#ritarudner #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #men #shopping #supermarket #humor #humorous #funny

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JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 451 posts · Server mstdn.party

"You don't know what old really feels like until you meet a couple of 24-yr-olds who have never heard of Bob Hope." β€” Mark Hamill β€” β€” β€”

#markhamill #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #old #bobhope #humor #humorous #funny #age

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JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 447 posts · Server mstdn.party

"Spel chekers, hoo neeeds em?" β€” Alan James Bean β€” β€” β€”

#alanjamesbean #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #spelling #spellchecker #humor #humorous #Writing #funny

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JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 439 posts · Server mstdn.party

"One thing they never tell you about child-raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is." β€” Erma Bombeck β€” β€” β€”

#ermabombeck #quote #humor #children #snarky #parent #joke #parenting #child

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JBRoss · @jbross
20 followers · 431 posts · Server mstdn.party

"I'm doing one of those escape rooms today… Well… work… I'm going into work, but trying to figure out how to get out of it." β€” Brenda Matusik β€” β€” β€”

#brendamatusik #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #escape #work #escaperoom #humor #humorous #funny

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JBRoss · @jbross
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"There is plenty of room at the top, but not enough room to sit down." β€” Zig Ziglar β€” β€” β€” Room#

#zigziglar #quote #quotes #athtetop #top #success #quip #snarky

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JBRoss · @jbross
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"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a person that even a bargain costs money." β€” Edgar Watson Howe β€” β€” β€”

#edgarwatsonhowe #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #bargain #money #cost

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JBRoss · @jbross
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"Give them pleasure the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare." β€” Alfred Hitchcock β€” β€” β€” Hitchcock

#alfred #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #humor #humorous #pleasure #nightmare

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JBRoss · @jbross
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"He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words; why does he insist on using only 150?" β€” Abba Eban β€” β€” β€”

#abbaeban #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #vocabulary #limited #boring #inarticulate #derisive #mock #mocking

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Syberia · @Syberia
443 followers · 14783 posts · Server noagendasocial.com
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#snarky #nsfw #life #memes

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nbraker · @nbraker
27 followers · 90 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net
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My Super power: Snarky.

"Well, well, well, looks like your coffee has joined the "I need coffee" club too. Next thing you know, we'll have coffee support groups and caffeine intervention sessions. Hang in there, buddy, and may your coffee find the strength to caffeinate itself." 😏
linktr.ee/nickabraker

#coffee #coffeetime #amazon #kindle #writing #writer #readers #author #book #books #snarky

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