"My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she writes in her diary." β Drake Sather β β β #DrakeSather #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #husband #wife #nosy #diary #humor #humorous #funny #joke
#drakesather #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #husband #wife #nosy #diary #humor #humorous #funny #joke
"When I came home I expected a surprise and there was no surprise for me, so of course, I was surprised." β Ludwig Wittgenstein β β β #LudwigWittgenstein #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #surprise #philosophy #anticipation #humor #humorous
#ludwigwittgenstein #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #surprise #philosophy #anticipation #humor #humorous
"Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet." β Jeff Cesario β β β #JeffCesario #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #humor #humorous #funny #icefishing #marriage #joke
#jeffcesario #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #humor #humorous #funny #icefishing #marriage #joke
"You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different." β Bill Watterson β β β #BillWatterson #quote #quotes #weird #change #daily #different #quip #snarky #aging
#billwatterson #quote #quotes #weird #change #daily #different #quip #snarky #aging
"If the English language had been properly organized ... then there would be a word which meant both 'he' and 'she', and I could write, 'If John or Mary comes heesh will want to play tennis', which would save a lot of trouble." β A.A. Milne β β β #AAMilne #quote #quotes #English #language #quip #snarky #he #she #humor #funny
#aamilne #quote #quotes #english #language #quip #snarky #he #she #humor #funny
"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling." β Dave Barry β β β #DaveBarry #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #ricecake #cardboard #humor #humorous #funny #eating
#food
#davebarry #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #ricecake #cardboard #humor #humorous #funny #eating #food
"It is the kind of place where you can walk into a childrenβs bookstore and find a self-help section [ed]." β Jonathan Katz β β β #JonathanKatz #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #children #bookstore #selfhelp
#jonathankatz #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #children #bookstore #selfhelp
"A man who goes into a supermarket for a few items would rather walk around balancing them than put them in one of those little baskets." β Rita Rudner β β β #RitaRudner #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #men #shopping #supermarket #humor #humorous #funny
#ritarudner #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #men #shopping #supermarket #humor #humorous #funny
"You don't know what old really feels like until you meet a couple of 24-yr-olds who have never heard of Bob Hope." β Mark Hamill β β β #MarkHamill #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #old #BobHope #humor #humorous #funny #age
#markhamill #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #old #bobhope #humor #humorous #funny #age
"One thing they never tell you about child-raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is." β Erma Bombeck β β β #ErmaBombeck #quote #humor #children #snarky #parent #joke #parenting #child
#ermabombeck #quote #humor #children #snarky #parent #joke #parenting #child
"I'm doing one of those escape rooms todayβ¦ Wellβ¦ workβ¦ I'm going into work, but trying to figure out how to get out of it." β Brenda Matusik β β β #BrendaMatusik #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #escape #work #escaperoom #humor #humorous #funny
#brendamatusik #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #escape #work #escaperoom #humor #humorous #funny
"Give them pleasure the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare." β Alfred Hitchcock β β β #Alfred Hitchcock #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #humor #humorous #pleasure #nightmare
#alfred #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #humor #humorous #pleasure #nightmare
"He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words; why does he insist on using only 150?" β Abba Eban β β β #AbbaEban #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #vocabulary #limited #boring #inarticulate #derisive #mock #mocking
#abbaeban #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #vocabulary #limited #boring #inarticulate #derisive #mock #mocking
My Super power: Snarky.
"Well, well, well, looks like your coffee has joined the "I need coffee" club too. Next thing you know, we'll have coffee support groups and caffeine intervention sessions. Hang in there, buddy, and may your coffee find the strength to caffeinate itself." π
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#coffee #coffeetime #Amazon #kindle #writing #Writer #Readers #author #book #books #snarky
#coffee #coffeetime #amazon #kindle #writing #writer #readers #author #book #books #snarky