What you say when someone else #sneezes

Hello people of the #UK, please be aware there is a rather nasty #cold / #flu bug doing the rounds that feels like post-vaccinated Covid but isn't #Covid. My advice would be to not mingle around lots of people and keep nuking your hands with #sanitiser. Thankfully the symptoms don't seem to last very long, but still, meh! Get the paracetamol and ibuprofen tablets stocked up.

*#Coughs & #Sneezes*

I remember when I was at school people said 8 #sneezes were the equivalent of an #orgasm. I’ve just accidentally rinsed my sinuses with ice cold water and I can set the record straight. Eight sneezes. It’s horrible, and I didn’t cum.

I remember when I was at school people said 8 #sneezes were the equivalent of an #orgasm. I’ve just accidentally rinsed my sinuses with ice cold water and I can set the record straight. Eight sneezes. It’s horrible, and I didn’t cum.

@gregdavis Cats can have Saturday. Every day is dog day. Also, achoo. #sneezes