Have just cleaned the mesh filter in my cooker hood.

That's all the excitement from #SneezyTowers this evening.

Unless you want to know that I also dismantled the splashback above the hob and washed that too.

It's 20 months since the kitchen was put in and this is the first time I've done this.

#BadHousekeeping

Live from #SneezyTowers, a belated #Caturday pic. #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon

The #catpest wants to go out on the prowl. I am not letting him out until I am sure all the birbs have gone to bed.

There is Friction at #SneezyTowers.

Today, I have a #housepest coming to stay.

In unrelated news, this morning when I got up, the #catpest was in the kitchen. He'd been in there all night because he sneaked in without me noticing. There is no litter tray in the kitchen so there was that to clean up and the smell of Dettol is strong in #SneezyTowers. I went into the conservatory and before getting into the kitchen last night, he'd thrown up in there. I cannot face that at the moment.

He's refusing to go out because it's raining.

Blimey. Watching #SortYourLifeOut and they've got a family that had £2000 in bits and pieces in junk in their house.

If you searched #SneezyTowers from top to bottom, I doubt you'd find a fiver unaccounted for.

I'm watching 'Sort your life out' series 1 episode 3 and it's making me feel a LOT better about the standard of housekeeping at #SneezyTowers.

@wombat37 @MeloremIpsum No Marmite in #SneezyTowers. An official Marmite-free zone, this is.

It's a mistake to listen to old songs when you're already feeling melancholy.

This was a public service announcement on behalf of the Sneezy Towers Pity Party.

#SneezyTowers #PityParty

Somewhere in #SneezyTowers is a length of piping cord.

Can I find it?

Can I buggeration.

So tomorrow I will venture to the Other Side Of Exeter to buy some. What's the betting I accidentally find the missing bit within a week?

#sewist #AmSewing

Here’s the #SneezyTowers Christmas book haul. Pretty damned good and will keep me happy for a while. #books #amreading #JoinIn #ChristmasBooks

I've just dropped my baked potato on the kitchen floor. #SneezyTowers disaster.

#Dinner
#ChristmasDinner at #SneezyTowers will be at about 19.30 this evening and will consist of roast beef, Yorkshire puddings, green beans, broad beans, carrots, savoy cabbage, red wine gravy and baked potato. Then cheese. Pudding will be mince pies and custard, with vin santo. My aperitif is a gin and tonic and the wine with dinner is a rather nice Gigondas.

There is no need for you to add up my units of #alcohol.

Have just started cooking dinner. Will be giving you regular updates from #SneezyTowers so you may want to look busy elsewhere.

It's Curry Night at #SneezyTowers, or at least it will be if I don't burn it, always a possibility.

Saag aloo and something almost but not quite entirely unlike chicken biryani.

#CurryNight

The #catpest is still bored. Further updates from #SneezyTowers as our relationship deteriorates.

I've just accidentally waterproofed a hand towel.

YES! It's another classic #SNAFU from #SneezyTowers.