Fact: Cats don't pay taxes because they're job is to be cute and that only pays in cuddles
Fact: Amazon doesn't pay taxes because Jeff Bezos needs a gold-plated jet. #TaxDay
#EatTheRich #SocialistCats

My cat likes going outside but I don't. Only one of us has to spend money to leave the house.
Coincidence? #SocialistCats

My cat likes to eat birds
I like to #EatTheRich

#SocialistCats

Declawing cats should be illegal because it seriously injures them and makes it so they can't protect themselves.
Union-busting and Right-to-work should be illegal because it seriously injures workers and makes it so they can't protect themselves.
#UnionStrong #SocialistCats

On average, indoor cats live about 10 years longer than outdoor cats.
In the US, the top 1% of people live 14.6 years longer than the poorest 1%.
#CapitalismKills #SocialistCats
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4866586/

@inklings My cat is. #SocialistCats

My cat likes to sleep all day because that's what cats do.
I like to sleep all day because it's one of the last things I enjoy that's still free.
#LateStageCapitalism #SocialistCats

#SocialistCats

My cat's tongue is rough to help her groom.
My toilet paper is rough because I'm poor. #LateStageCapitalism #SocialistCats

My cat wears her coat in the house because it's attached.

I wear my coat in the house because I can't afford to turn on the heat. #LateStageCapitalism #SocialistCats

My cat wears her coat in the house because it's attached.

I wear my coat in the house because I can't afford to turn on the heat. #LateStageCapitalism #SocialistCats

My cat gets animal antibiotics because she's a cat.
I get animal antibiotics because the US healthcare system is a scam.
#Medicare4All #SocialistCats

Just like dogs, cats should never eat chocolate.
You should never eat chocolate made by people who use slaves to make it. #CapitalismKills #BoycottNestle #SocialistCats

My cat will throw up on my bed, expect me to clean it up, then immediately insist I feed her. This is how corporate bailouts from the government work.
#LateStageCapitalism #SocialistCats

I was cleaning the house and my cat started knocking things off the table just because she could. This is like when we got $2k in COVID relief so corporations just started raising prices. #Inflation #CantGetAhead #SocialistCats

My cat just nagged me for more food. I went and saw her wet food and dry food bowls are still full of food. This is billionaires asking for tax cuts. #SocialistCats