Friends I'm in need of advice, I ask you to help me with my evening plans because I'm having trouble pairing my selection of wines with this particular movie. I'll also be enjoying a bag of jalapeno flavored Cheese Puffs.
It's quite difficult for me to pair gratuitous nudity with fine wine so please help if you have experience as a sommelier even if you aren't actually certified by the Court of Master Sommeliers, Americas. Thank you in advance.

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