Chris Bohn · @DocBohn
288 followers · 1318 posts · Server techhub.social
Seriously · @LicensedToKilt
47 followers · 342 posts · Server dmv.community

He comes home after a long day of work, plops on the couch, breathes a sigh of relief, and finally takes off The Ritz.

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Thomas · @derthomas
161 followers · 4024 posts · Server metalhead.club

"Heaven closed due to maintenance" she read on a sign on the door after she climed the stairway she just bought.

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Wolfi · @Wolfi
17 followers · 1123 posts · Server social.anoxinon.de

The baby never answered him if she would be his girl since she was only 14 months and three days old at the time.

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N. T. Crotser 🔜 VCFMW · @ntcrotser
24 followers · 191 posts · Server social.linux.pizza

After the sun went down, they both ate a Big Mac in the light of the moon. 🌜


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Patrick · @MrPDaniel
186 followers · 1063 posts · Server mastodon.green

"But if I stay here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change"

[...]

Ahh, she's turned the weans against us

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M Ralph Susskind · @marasu66
9 followers · 189 posts · Server mindly.social
Spabetti Nudeln · @Spabetti
146 followers · 1096 posts · Server mas.to

... Unfortunately, they never found out who let the dogs out. But they enjoyed a fantastic party, had a couple of drinks and danced all night long.

The other day when they had already helped themselves to a new dog from animal shelter and were listening to songs from David Guetta, suddenly there was this barking sound again. The old gal had returned, what a happy reunion, just as they were playing 'Sexy bitch'.

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We may never know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall because ‘they’ keep losing count and starting over, extending the endless final chord.

youtu.be/usNsCeOV4GM

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catflyhigh · @catflyhigh
122 followers · 529 posts · Server troet.cafe



After nine days when the horse was free,
because the desert had turned to sea
it finally found out it's name was Jolly Jumper.

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Jenny Z., This Puzzle Piece · @jennyzilliac
83 followers · 1045 posts · Server sfba.social

Sunny came home from Folsom State Prison after serving four years of a six year sentence for arson. As a condition of her parole: No matches.


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Be_Outside · @Rural_Canadian
207 followers · 955 posts · Server photog.social

If I hadn't carved my name in to his leather seats I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have caught me.

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Michael Crews · @midacre
67 followers · 1171 posts · Server newsie.social

Finally realized that they caught each other trying to cheat, and left the pina coladas and champagne behind on the dunes by the cape, for good this time.


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The Ill-Tempered Synthesizer · @TomMarcinko
343 followers · 4327 posts · Server wandering.shop

"Wait--if it's true she loves me and I should be glad, why did she go through a third party to break the news? Couldn't she just tell me herself?"

The Beatles, "She Loves You"


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Count Regal Inkwell · @vinesnfluff
116 followers · 1769 posts · Server equestria.social

Stacy broke up the friendship due to her friends' somewhat creepy fixation on her mom. The singer continued to stalk Stacy's mom, which lead to Stacy calling the cops on him.

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astroPug · @astroPug
280 followers · 5050 posts · Server hachyderm.io

@LicensedToKilt

That song always reminds me of the Star Trek Next Generation episode where the crew finds this casino on an uninhabited planet where the same bad novel plays out repeatedly…




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Andreas Esch 🖖 · @AndreasEsch
53 followers · 190 posts · Server norden.social

Major Tom landed on Teegarden b and lived his life like Friday.

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The Ill-Tempered Synthesizer · @TomMarcinko
342 followers · 4325 posts · Server wandering.shop

“On second thought, if she left without even telling me why, she wasn’t being very emotionally mature.”

“Yesterday”

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The Awkward Tsar · @theawkwardtsar
149 followers · 81 posts · Server stranger.social

Medical experts are investigating a devastating flesh-eating bacteria that destroys limbs and other body parts after the person has repeatedly inserted them "in" then subsequently moved them "out." The syndrome, called Necrotizing Hokey Pokey Fasciitis (NHPF) is now blamed for tens of thousands of deaths and dismemberments, mostly in children and teachers.

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Seriously · @LicensedToKilt
47 followers · 338 posts · Server dmv.community

Having checked out long ago, he’s enjoying a free stay at the Hotel California, but wishes that the bar would just re-stock the wine already.

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