He comes home after a long day of work, plops on the couch, breathes a sigh of relief, and finally takes off The Ritz.
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"Heaven closed due to maintenance" she read on a sign on the door after she climed the stairway she just bought.
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The baby never answered him if she would be his girl since she was only 14 months and three days old at the time.
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After the sun went down, they both ate a Big Mac in the light of the moon. 🌜
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"But if I stay here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change"
[...]
Ahh, she's turned the weans against us
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Waiting for a star to fall… #SongCharactersLifeAfterTheSongWasOver
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... Unfortunately, they never found out who let the dogs out. But they enjoyed a fantastic party, had a couple of drinks and danced all night long.
The other day when they had already helped themselves to a new dog from animal shelter and were listening to songs from David Guetta, suddenly there was this barking sound again. The old gal had returned, what a happy reunion, just as they were playing 'Sexy bitch'.
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We may never know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall because ‘they’ keep losing count and starting over, extending the endless final chord.
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After nine days when the horse was free,
because the desert had turned to sea
it finally found out it's name was Jolly Jumper.
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Sunny came home from Folsom State Prison after serving four years of a six year sentence for arson. As a condition of her parole: No matches.
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If I hadn't carved my name in to his leather seats I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have caught me.
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Finally realized that they caught each other trying to cheat, and left the pina coladas and champagne behind on the dunes by the cape, for good this time.
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"Wait--if it's true she loves me and I should be glad, why did she go through a third party to break the news? Couldn't she just tell me herself?"
The Beatles, "She Loves You"
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Stacy broke up the friendship due to her friends' somewhat creepy fixation on her mom. The singer continued to stalk Stacy's mom, which lead to Stacy calling the cops on him.
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That song always reminds me of the Star Trek Next Generation episode #TheRoyale where the crew finds this casino on an uninhabited planet where the same bad novel plays out repeatedly…
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Major Tom landed on Teegarden b and lived his life like Friday.
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“On second thought, if she left without even telling me why, she wasn’t being very emotionally mature.”
“Yesterday”
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Medical experts are investigating a devastating flesh-eating bacteria that destroys limbs and other body parts after the person has repeatedly inserted them "in" then subsequently moved them "out." The syndrome, called Necrotizing Hokey Pokey Fasciitis (NHPF) is now blamed for tens of thousands of deaths and dismemberments, mostly in children and teachers.
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Having checked out long ago, he’s enjoying a free stay at the Hotel California, but wishes that the bar would just re-stock the wine already.
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