Incel's diner, with apologies to Suzanne Vega
(inspired by the below 'yikes' Facebook post)

I am standing in the line
At the coffee shop on the corner
I am waiting at the counter
And some petite blonde blue-eyed cutie
She smiles at me halfway
And before I karate chop her
She is looking out the window
And my heart winces in pain

#Incels #TomsDiner #ParodySong #SongParodies

This ad is in heavy rotation during the #SFGiants games. Not sure whether it's funny or oddly tragic. #80s #SongParodies #Commercials

We Fixed This Toilet On Video!

https://youtu.be/L3JiWJbQ7tY

🎶 Charting and bullshit
And Charting and bullshit 🎶

#nursing #songparodies #Iamveryclever

(to the tune of, So This is Christmas. 🎶)

So this is Breakfast
need a grocery run
another day craving
some eggs and cheese buns #breakfast #songparodies
#christmas

(to the tune of, So This is Christmas. 🎶)

So this is Breakfast
need a grocery run
another day craving
some eggs and cheese buns #breakfast #songparodies
#christmas

🎶 charting, and bullshit
And charting and bullshit 🎶

#nursing #songparodies #NotoriousBIG