#SongParody Sing to the tune of Venus in Furs by Velvet Underground.

Creamy creamy
Creamy Peanut Butter
Spread out so even over whole wheat bread
Concord Jelly
Coats the other
Smash together and eat in bed.

I am bored
I am hungry
I could eat a bag of month-old chips
Their salty staleness
Would just entice me
Maybe I'll have them with hummus dip.

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If anyone’s looking for our most sensitive national security secrets… Donald’s in the 🚽 with 📦. #DonaldInTheJohnWithBoxes #SongParody #NewVideo

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An original design prompted by a punny exchange on my extended family's group chat.

I've put up a tshirt and a mug with this design on my Etsy store, http://punintentional.us

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And if the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Tall Man's a dick...
Ooh, Battlecuda, oh yeah! 🎶

#Heart #Barracuda #Hemicuda #Phantasm #Ravanger #Horror #SongParody

And when they use that Voice,
They leave you with no choice --
Y'know I heard they have a box of pa-iii-iii-in.
B-B-B-Bene Gesserits.

(Sorry. I haven't been able to sing the chorus of "Bennie and the Jets" since I realized it scans to "Bene Gesserits." And now you won't be able to, either.)

#SongParody #Fragment #Dune