I'm watching #SortYourLifeOut and wondering what they would get tough with me about. 'What's this whole cupboard full of china doing in the conservatory?' 'That's where I keep the best stuff that I daren't use because I am a Smasher.' 'Is there any point in keep---- argh!'

'About the books . . .' 'WHAT about my books?' 'Maybe you should get rid . . .' 'NOOOOOO. They're my FRIENDS!'

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