Baby Pickle and the Spaghetti Code

"When Pickle got back to his spaghetti machine, it was bristling with squeezing functions."

https://bancosparenting.wordpress.com/2023/03/19/baby-pickle-and-the-spaghetti-code/

#PickleStory #tmwyk #BedtimeMath #StoryMath #SpaghettiCode

When the developer gets a lot of rope to performance test. IIS and SQL Server are going to kick butt! 😉 We'll see if they can get IIS and SQL Server to touch it. #spaghetticode

On the one hand working on some rather janky code someone wrote isn't fun. On the other hand untangling it and documenting it as I go feels like it's probably good for me, at least professionally.

I'm not sure how someone managed to take something as simple as this concept and make such a dog's breakfast of it, admittedly.

#django #python #SpaghettiCode

Me at midnight:
This code looks so good.
I’ll comment this section tomorrow.
Maybe I’ll even finish a bit early.

Me the next morning:
This can’t be the same code.
Did I write that?!?
Oh no! I definitely wrote that.
Even the compiler is making fun of me.
I’m never coding like that again!

Midnight: I just have to get a few more lines in before I forget…
#coding #java #fail #spaghetticode

Just a reminder, I still need people to test the #DnD game I have running on my #HP2000 / Access TSB system.
Telnet to frieltek.com:2323
Press ^M^J until you get a login prompt
Enter HEL-T001,DNDTST,2 and answer Y to begin!

Please Boost!

#BASIC #SpaghettiCode #RetroGaming #Telnet #ASR33

I keep forgetting to link to the game! Set your telnet client to use ^H as backspace, then telnet to frieltek.com:2323. Press ^M^J to get the login prompt. The type in HEL-T001,DNDTST,2 and press enter.
Enjoy!

Message me if you have any problems or would like your own account on the HP2000/Access TimeShare BASIC system. "For the love of Vintage computing!"

#HP2000 #DnD #ASR33 #Teletype #SpaghettiCode

Made some nice progress today on the DND game running on the HP2000! I actually found the limit on code for any single program, so I had to split the main DND up with a second program that can be CHAIN'd into and then back again. Think of it as putting the GOSUBs in another program and then returning when needed.

#SpaghettiCode

If you have Telnet (and why wouldn't you?) and want to see what this is about, DM me!

#HP2000 #DnD #BASIC #Telnet #Teletype #ASR33

Please Boost!

Decouple to delete!

https://blog.ploeh.dk/2022/11/21/decouple-to-delete/

#softwareengineering #refactoring #spaghetticode

Only wIth #italian #BASIC you can program proper #SpaghettiCode.

Only wIth #italian #BASIC you can program proper #SpaghettiCode.

Jawoll und nach der Sprungmarke gleich noch ein goto, ich komme mir vor wie in einem code-escaperoom #coding #spaghetticode

"Fun" parts of programming with #Unity3d:

Having seven different objects with the same name (the GameObject, the script, the model, the texture ...).

Multithreaded, event-driven programming, with dozens of objects you didn't write invisibly calling things in an unpredictable order, leaving no way to test or trace through the process.

#SpaghettiCode #TearingOutMyLuxuriantFlowingHair