My biggest spanko hill to die on is that "pain tolerance" is conceptually bullshit. "Kilojoules transferred to butt" isn't a useful metric for how enjoyable it is. The intensity you can enjoy isn't a static trait you either possess or you don't, it's all down to how you understand each other and build the experience together. There's no one way to do that, but there's a million ways to fail at it.

#spanking #spanko #PainTolerance

Spanko datenight with unicorn girl concluded. So many great moments! She was so beautifully distraught when we told her the 3 points she had accrued since our last get-together meant 3 minutes non stop with the hairbrush. Then a little relieved when I said we'd do 1 minute at a time.

Well, that was fine until my wife suggested the last minute would be exclusively on her thighs.

#spanking #spanko #hairbrush #bliss

It's nice to feel my urge to give someone a good spanking returning. Not that I was worried, this kink's been in me for basically as long as I have memories, but I definitely needed a hard reset after that massive strapping I endured a few weeks back.

Unicorn girl is coming over in a week for a proper dose, and I can't wait. We've been running a counter for her missteps, and she's at 3. What she doesn't know is that it means 3 minutes. With the hairbrush.

#spanking #spanko

Got a doctor's appointment this morning and suddenly found myself faced with that most archaic of spanko anxieties: I hope I'm not gonna have to take my pants off.

#spanko #bruises #marks

How I know the man who strapped me the other night is a #spanko and a gentleman: He politely asked if he could see what the marks look like today, but only after I myself started talking about the state of the marks.

2 things there:

* Wanting to see the marks = spanko, one of my people.
* Not being in any way pushy about it = good person.

That feels so great. Low bar, maybe, but we men do tend to set a pitifully low bar for ourselves unfortunately.

#spanking #marks #bruises

One brand of kink that I find _ridiculously_ hot, but is really hard to find porn of or likeminded people around is couples being submissive together. Particularly being spanked together of course (me being a card-carrying #spanko).

Like a couple being run through their paces by an exacting dom. Or my favorite fantasy of the couple having lost a bet or settling a debt with another couple, nervously shaving and preparing themselves together before going over for a night of used holes and beaten asses. Oh, how delicious it sounds in my mind!

Am I the only one who finds this stuff stupidly hot? I find precious little porn and erotica on the subject, and I've never really gotten a reaction from anyone I've talked to about this so far (not a huge group, to be sure).

#kink #submission #couples #spanking #lostbet

"Scar" tells the story of a city girl on a quest to find herself in the Alaskan wilderness rescued by a reclusive mountain man — and what happens next!

In this high heat audiobook, you get my Naive Ingenue Voice, my Burly Mountain Man Voice, plus first time sex & steamy consensual spanking. (Yes, "Spanking Romance" is a romance genre if you didn't know.)

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#Romance #RomanceBooks #Audiobooks #Spanking #Spanko #FirstTime @spanking @romancelandia @audiobooks

I don't think the 1962 Russ Meyer nudie-cutie movie Wild Gals Of The Naked West actually has spanking in it, but this promo still will make any #spanko do a double take!
http://www.spankingblog.com/2023/05/13/four-asses-at-the-hot-spot-cafe/
@spanking #spanking #RussMeyer #NudieCutie #Western #BareAsses #ass

1. #AgeGap: Scar is an older man + younger woman romance (and a bit of a #GrumpySunshine pairing, too.) The gap is significant.

2. #FirstTime: Marilyn is a virgin when the story starts... and that's all we'll say about that. (It's all very consensual.)

3. #Spanking! It's a spanking romance, very steamy, & again strong on consent.

https://geni.us/scarh

@romancelandia @audiobooks @AudioFiction @bdsm #BDSM #Spanko #ImpactPlay 2/2

I just wanna say that being allergic to birch while also being a #spanko is literally the fucking worst. #ItsNotFair

"Scar" by Kelsie Calloway has everything: a naive younger woman, a rugged older man, a brush with death that brings them together, leaving them trapped by the storm... plus my blossoming ingenue voice and my 6'5" mountain man voice.

If you like short, high heat standalone first time romance, get it now!

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PS Check out the new promo clip! ⬇

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"Scar" is a contemporary romance story that contains graphic depictions of sexual acts, and is intended for a mature audience (18+).

[Spoilers ahead]

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It's also a spanking romance. It's explicitly consensual & not presented in an abusive way.

If you like First Time stories, grumpy/sunshine pairings, or spanky romances, you'll love it.

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#SelfPromo #FirstTime #GrumpySunshine #Spanking #Spanko #SpankingRomance #Audiobook #Audiobooks #Romance #Bookstodon

Can't help it, but as a card carrying spanko it really irks me to see post-spanking pictures where the marks are all WRONG. Like excessive wrapping over hip bones (ESPECIALLY this one), hitting up towards the lower back and avoiding the lower part of the butt, outer sides of the buttocks completely red and the inner parts untouched, that sort of thing. Always some caption too like "daddy spanked me so good!". Did they? Did they fucking really?

Hard not to sound elitist about this, but I feel like unless carelessness or cruelty was _the point_ of the session, they're just not getting the right experience. Like it could be so much better with just a little more communication and attention, and so many just aren't doing it.

#spanking #impactplay #spanko

"Scar" is a steamy standalone instalove romance & a spanking good time.

If what you need to make your life complete is the full audiobook of me performing a 6'5"* mountain man (of course you do!), "Scar" is available on Audible, Amazon & Apple Books.

Go on, get yourself a treat. You deserve it.

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*That's 195cm for my non-US friends.

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Spank Me: BDSM Lite is a saucy little 22-minute audiobook about a couple who try spanking to spice up their marriage.

Listeners have told me it's a good conversation starter if you want to discuss trying new things with a partner!

Surprisingly adorable, with a Happily Ever After.

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#SelfPromo #NSFW #Audiobook #Audiobooks #Erotica #Spanking #Spanko #BDSM @smutstodon @BDSM @Spankstodon

It's been a while (ages, really), but hopefully this weekend will see some much anticipated spanking fun. Our spankee friend is coming over to hang out and hopefully get her butt soundly worked over. I'm SO ready for it. It's hard to really put into words how... complete I feel when I get to have this in my life. Spanking is such a defining part of what makes me tick, and the kind of play we do together is just so damn perfect. Just spankos completely nerding out on our very specific kink. No sex involved in any conventional sense and no expectation of it, just spanking done exactly the way we like doing it.

#spanking #spanko

As an #exhibitionist #couple we love that you're all following and watching. Hopefully your smiling, touching, and enjoying it as much as we are.

Be a good Follower and hit that ⭐️ button or bend over and receive your #spankings. 😉😏💋

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That doesn't mean categories and labels are inherently bad, often they can help find your way and feel very liberating. For me and many like-minded, for example, the term #spanko very much serves that function. Just remember to start with what you like and that there are no set menus.

Spank Me: BDSM Lite
Length: 22 minutes

This book contains graphic depictions of sexual acts & is intended for mature audiences (18+).

🍑 Spanking
🍑 BDSM
🍑 Domination / submission
🍑 Restraints + blindfold

Available in Audiobook, Ebook & Kindle Unlimited.

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Slappy Spanksmas, all! I'm still busily handing out #spankings this holiday season. I hope you give or get the one of your dreams!

#spank #spanko #hand #lingerie