The #ace and #aro people like me have secretly been controlling the #Pokemon main series from Generation 2 to 7. We took the #SplitAttractionModel that we know about for real people, and we applied it to Pokemon to give them "split special," which is why Pokemon have six attributes from Generation 2 onward. Some Pokemon have the same #SpecialAttack as #SpecialDefense, but for others they are different.

Note: We only ever controlled the main series. We take no blame for #PokemonGo.