@Maiko_1820 I did say "wash your hands first"!

...And suddenly I feel like a 19th century Victorian yelling at all the "loose women" wandering around, protesting for the right to have an orgasm.

*sigh* Story of my life.

#SexyTime #SpicyFingers #SafeMasterbation #Coffeelingus

(Yes, I'm gonna keep using "Coffeelingus" until it becomes a thing in Urban Dictionary!)