#Update to #KittyLitterGate

#Cat used her #kitty litter box appropriately this morning. #SplendaDaddy is still concerned about her newfound ability to #troll us

And I'm wearing this shirt to work today:

Blerg. I need to learn to slow down when I'm recovering from feeling icky. I got all gung-ho at work this weekend, and now I'm in Day 2 of a pain flare.

It's #SplendaDaddy Birthday week, I hope I have the energy to treat him to dinner or some such thing this weekend.

@bunnyhero I asked #SplendaDaddy to choose 1, so he narrowed it down to 3 for me. #sigh

@cheribaker @Louisa @Taweret

#MonsterdonBinge - my #SplendaDaddy says this is the greatest digital transfer of this film he's ever seen.
#EbirahHorrorOfTheDeep

@mentallyalex this made me smile, that's awesome. I should do that for my #SplendaDaddy he loves burritos.

Also, his wedding vows included a promise to keep me full of tacos; I should reciprocate.

I had a really busy day at work, so I haven't had much time for social media #today - that's probably a good thing :)

After work, my #SplendaDaddy took me out for dinner to celebrate the demise of Pat Robertson.

I even had an alcoholic beverage, for the toast!

@joewynne I gotta read these out loud to my #SplendaDaddy between laughing fits. It ain't easy. #Monsterdon

#Today my #SplendaDaddy cooked up a #porterhouse for dinner 🥰

@bouncinglime you're one of today's #Lucky10000

https://xkcd.com/1053/

@Taweret is awesome! #Monsterdon is something my #SplendaDaddy & I look forward to each week!

My #SplendaDaddy is going #shopping for #groceries tomorrow (and I can still milk this "recovering from surgery" shit for another week or so).

What do I need/want to add to the #ShoppingList?
Here's my list so far:

* #GirlScoutCookies - Peanut Butter Patties, Lemonades, Trefoils

* Drinks: ginger ale & cran-prune juice.

* Hot Cocoa Mix

In about 24 hours, I'm gonna be half the "woman" I am #today 😄 I'm pumped!

Running errands #tonight with my #SplendaDaddy - a light dinner & hawt Costco date. Gotta pick up gifts for my surgical team - giant boxes of snacks for their break rooms 🍿🍪🥨 Suggestions welcome!

Then its Gremlin rules - no food or showers after midnight.

I have no idea if I'll be able to fall asleep, since we have to be in Minneapolis by 5AM. Gross.

It's my last day of work for 3 weeks! They gave me so many samples of new THC products to help my recovery 🥰

#Today Work, then try the new maple-sugar candies. I should finish watering my cacti, too.

#Tomorrow Running last-minute errands with my #SplendaDaddy then cleaning my bathroom. Then doing one last load of laundry.

#Thursday is #Yeeterus day! I ain't looking forward to having to be in #Minneapolis by 5 AM, but it'll be worth it.

HOORAY!

#monsterdon "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO! ... very, very slowly." - my hubby, my #SplendaDaddy

Pictures 1 & 2: the #BookHaul
My #SplendaDaddy spoils me 🥰

#ReadBannedBooks #BuyBannedBooks #ReadAllTheBooks

@sarahc yeah, even trying to keep to my list will be painful. Good thing my #SplendaDaddy is coming with 😍 and he's a bigger book hoarder than I am.