Letter to magazine:

"I don't know about any of your other readers but I can't wait to have my inbox filled with adverts using Easter-centric puns like #eggcellent and #eggciting". That'll keep me going until the Spooktacular sales in October. Life is just one fucking thrill ride, I can tell you"

Mike Tatham, St.Andrews

#eggcellent #eggciting #spooktacular #bollox #easter #halloween #puns