#Spork!
@EdwardOvercoat
https://mastodonapp.uk/@EdwardOvercoat/110849803517043675

I am reminded that I want to add a Snow Peak SCT-125 "foon" to my other Snow Peak #titanium utensils. I always carry the SCT-001 set (fork, spoon, knife), plus the famous SCT-004 #spork. The SCT-125 was introduced some years ago, but I never got one. The SCT-004 spork is one of the most successful #outdoor products ever; almost everyone who goes #backpacking or #camping has owned one at some point. But, the spork is not very good at pickup up #noodles, so the #foon was introduced.

The Spork industry has always been about forking over workers and leaving half of the spoon and fork employees out of work.
#spork

Mein #Spork hat #Zahnausfall

Oh happy joy joy! 71 and I finally got to pick out my own silverware! As contrasted with small make-do sets of whatever I could find on sale, clearance or in discount stores. This set has place settings for 12. There is a very special piece I got for my son that may help him continue feeding himself. With #Alzheimers he has trouble with forks, so now he can try a real #Spork!

"LOL you guys thought I was going to [thing everybody fucking hated that he floated as a real idea], lol it was my funny joke, april fool 💩 #EpicDankMeme #NarwhalBacon #Spork"

@frauxirah @ajkaestner
Es geht bei der #Zeitumstellung um einen #Jetlag der sozialen Zeit, nicht der geografischen Distanz. Wir leben nach der Zeit von Kiew in Deutschland. Dadurch entsteht der Dauer-Jetlag. Er ist nicht groß aber 7 Monate permanent und das führt zu chronischen Erkrankungen.Sagt #Chronobiologe Prof.Dr. #Roenneberg. Soweit die Fakten. Wer aus emotionalen Gründen die #Sommerzeit gut findet, das ist dann so.
Für mehr Infos:
https://www.sueddeutsche.de/projekte/artikel/wissen/zeitumstellung-gesundheit-jetlag-e132850/
https://www.swr.de/swr2/wissen/sommerzeit-wir-leben-in-der-falschen-zeitzone-sagt-peter-spork-100.html

#spork

In a world where I'm partially #deaf...

"You dumb butterfucker!"

"Lol wut?"

"Butterfucker..."

"It's motherfucker, you dumbass."

"I've always heard butterfucker. What about the BILFs?"

"What?"

"The Butters I'd Like to Fuck?"

"MILFs, you twit. Mothers I'd Like to Fuck."

"Okay. What about the Butters Illustrated spread?"

"That's #Sporks Illustrated, you moron! Now, give me my spork. I need to sporktulate."

#butter #spork #joke #sex

IDEA:

a stainless steel #spork so people don’t throw 365 plastic #sporks in the trash each year.

* washes up with saliva.

@mcc @cwebber a #spork is a backpacking tool; a combined fork/spoon. We use them to reduce the weight and stuff in the backpack.

Saying you once worked at a Spork factory might be the most interesting lie to tell at a party.

#spork #lies

Stocking stuffer from my sister, key-chain that turns in to a spork.

#spork #ocd #utensils

There should be a show where the hosts travel the globe eating exotic foods with a spork and call it Wide World of Sporks. It's too good a title to waste.
#ChristmasDinner #spork

There should be a show where the hosts travel the globe eating exotic foods with a spork and call it Wide World of Sporks. It's too good a title to waste.
#ChristmasDinner #spork

@c0debabe

☑️ #spork

Funny how the thai restaurant hands me chopsticks instead of fork and spoon telling me that they’ve adjusted to European expectations.

#localisation #FusionCuisine #CulturalAppreciation #spork

I invented a new word #spork #fpoon

Sometimes some coders do something a bit different with the Masodon code and it's called a spork.

Or is it a knoofe?

#Spork

@Murray_N Won't let me reshare that as a "good night" because of rate limits, I can't even say "Good Night" WTF?

#SPORK mother fucking #SPORK

#Mastodon works a bit like #email but you can't delete emails once you've sent them, so when you delete a toot there must be some sort of command sent to other instances to tell them to delete or redraft a toot.

So surely someone could also do one of those #spork things and create an #instance where nothing is deleted and all your mistakes and failings are collected in one giant #SocialMedia septic tank.