Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
10 followers · 115 posts · Server me.dm

In a world where I'm partially ...

"You dumb butterfucker!"

"Lol wut?"

"Butterfucker..."

"It's motherfucker, you dumbass."

"I've always heard butterfucker. What about the BILFs?"

"What?"

"The Butters I'd Like to Fuck?"

"MILFs, you twit. Mothers I'd Like to Fuck."

"Okay. What about the Butters Illustrated spread?"

"That's Illustrated, you moron! Now, give me my spork. I need to sporktulate."

#deaf #sporks #butter #spork #joke #sex

Last updated 2 years ago

HoustonDog :mastodonworld: · @HoustonDog
426 followers · 801 posts · Server mastodon.world

IDEA:

a stainless steel so people don’t throw 365 plastic in the trash each year.

* washes up with saliva.

#spork #sporks

Last updated 3 years ago