@Jerm BTW let’s get the sports toots poppin and crackin! Who’s your NFL team(s)? I’m Lions by birth, Pats by former marriage and 49ers via residency now. How do I have 3 teams they ask? When you’re born a Lion you adopt other teams or the post season sucks. #threeisthemagicnumber #nfl #sportstoot #lions #niners #pats

Undisputed had to replace Shannon Sharpe with Keyshawn Johnson and Richard Sherman?! 😭😭😭 Worst lateral move in modern sports talk? Or will the two negatives somehow become a positive like Broussard and Parker in Odd Couple? I give it less than a season #nfl #fox #sportstoot #undisputed

New England Patriots actually signed Ezekiel Elliott. Their offense is gonna be called “old and in the way” this year. I’m deceased. Coach is sabotaging the teams future as payback for Kraft and Brady making him get rid of Glass Jaw Jimmy G. There will be books written by Boston reporters after Bill is gone 🤯 #nfl #sportstoot #stoneytakes

NBA could really stand to cut ties with the self centered guys like Harden that sully the brand and turn off casual viewers. #nba #sportstoot #stoneytakes

Fenway park is a true gem. A monument to baseball, oozing with a feeling of history.
The fans, eh... not so much...
#lgm #sportstoot

ESPN loves talking about ANYTHING sports-related, as long as it's not what's actually happening in the game.
#SportsToot

Dear ESPN,
You do not need to mic the umpires. There's no reason I need to hear "UUUUUUHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHH!!!" every time there's a strike.
It's startling and upsetting.
#SportsToot

The Mets should troll the Phillies by holding a battery-recycling event every time they host them at Citi field
#lgm
#SportsToot

Man, I don’t #SportsToot, but daaannnngg…that hit in the Rangers/Devils game was intense! 🫨

Why does the #mlb make buying tickets to a #Mets game (or any game, really) so hard?
Their seat picker is trash and it doesn't sort correctly.
Are they TRYING to make people use SeatGeek/StubHub? (Honest question!)
#SportsToot

A hill I will die on?
You do NOT need the "third out" dot!
It's superfluous. When the third out happens, this goes away. It's useless!!
USELESS!!!
#SportsToot #lgm #mets

Ps - I will always tag sports posts with #SportsToot so it's easy to block that hashtag and only see all the other crap I post!

These new MLB rules often lead to blink-and-you-miss-it half-innings!
Too fast! Make baseball SLOW!
#mlb #lgm #SportsToot

Ahhh never mind it’s on the secondary channel for Fox 13 in Seattle. 110 on Xfinity. (It’s not in any of the guides though.) #SportsToot #GoSounders

Probably should have figured out earlier that we don’t get any of the channels the Sounders historic match is on this morning. I’m a bit shocked it’s not on major network TV. 🤷‍♀️ #SportsToot

Todays Sunday nap brought to you by truly boring football games. When do the Mariners start? #SportsToot

I wish this NFL playoff game was being played in Cincy so we don’t have to listen to the KC chant. #SportsToot

Mahomes is Karate Kidding it through this game. #SportsToot

First half, Geno Smith of the last nine games. Second, half Geno Smith of the last nine seasons. #nfl #sportstoot #49ers #seahawks #nflplayoffs

Empty net goal! #SeaKraken #SportsToot