I once walked into a Portuguese bakery.

And when one does that and one's idea of the Iberian Peninsula is vague, vague is also the boundary between #Portugal and #Spain.

So, I walked in and asked for a "pastel de nada". It was then that I realized that #portunhol and #sportuganish are actually a thing.

And to someone listening to us humans blurbing in all the languages of the World, what do you think the *sum of our languages* would sound like?