JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
81 followers · 50 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon always knows where @elonjet is...
Because he flies alongside it in midair and moons him through the window.
Incidentally, this makes #ElonMusk the only person to have seen John Mastodon's butthole and lived. It was reportedly a deeply spiritual sight, and an experience which has made Elon question his sexuality ever since...
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CalamusEstFortis · @ScriptorViator
109 followers · 822 posts · Server universeodon.com
JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
64 followers · 27 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon reportedly refers to Elon Musk as Squealin' Elon.
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