Mapu · @mapu
13 followers · 784 posts · Server connectop.us

OMG - I almost spit out my coffee laughing so hard at this. mastodon.social/@realTuckFrump

#diaperdon #grifter #stablegenius

Last updated 1 year ago

Preston MacDougall · @ChemicalEyeGuy
389 followers · 11286 posts · Server mstdn.science
Ogie Ogilthorpe · @OgieOgilthorpe
43 followers · 916 posts · Server stranger.social
i have spoken · @milti
228 followers · 5775 posts · Server blacktwitter.io
Morax · @morax
351 followers · 1246 posts · Server satanodon.com

I know more than all the lawyers, actually. I do. Nobody ever saw anyone who knows more about the law than me. It's true. But my lawyers don't listen to me. I tell them what to do, and they either ignore me or resign. But that's OK. They're intimidated by my great and unmatched legal wisdom. Now they're all scared of working for me, so I can't find any. I should represent myself. Ha! I'll have the cases thrown out immediately! Believe me.

#stablegenius #dumbtrump

Last updated 1 year ago

From @everywhereist:

“This is an ABSOLUTELY brilliant thread and it deserves an Oscar or a Pulitzer or maybe a Grammy.”

🐦🧵 @metroadlib:

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

t.co/5cHDSXZ1Ts

#stablegenius #espionage #maralago #classifieddocs #trumpindictment

Last updated 1 year ago

BeePS · @BPStuart
540 followers · 5038 posts · Server mstdn.social

I've said many times that Trump is too stupid to be a criminal. I was right.

#stablegenius

Last updated 1 year ago

Paul Förster :verified_blue: · @paulfoerster
952 followers · 4444 posts · Server swiss.social

I redid the model following the instructions posted by @TilliAtHome. Thanks for this one. 🙏🤣 It looks better now. I rendered the sad figure from roughly the same angles as I originally did. All bricks now have valid (available) colors too. The first version I did, had same non-existing colored bricks. Also, the now finally has his unfinished . 🤣

Enjoy. 👍😝

#stablegenius #donaldtrump #wall #legostudio #parody

Last updated 2 years ago

Paul Förster :verified_blue: · @paulfoerster
944 followers · 4419 posts · Server swiss.social

Inspired by this 2 year old by Colleen Padilla, which I accidentally came across today, I used to build this of , the . 🤣

youtube.com/watch?v=lJAjTs9hvO

stud.io

#youtube #video #legostudio #parody #donaldtrump #stablegenius #lego #Trump #President

Last updated 2 years ago

curiousgawker · @curiousgawker
93 followers · 682 posts · Server mastodon.world

my plan for this rainy dismal weekend is to watch birds all day. just saw a blue headed vireo so things are going well

#stablegenius

Last updated 2 years ago

Sorry, is this actually the case? Twitter had a system whereby they could set a flag to show a blue tick against some accounts. They changed this so that you could pay to set the flag. They've now changed it again so that the flag is only set if you pay, so Elon is now paying for some people's blue tick himself...
theguardian.com/technology/202

#stablegenius #cantmakethisup

Last updated 2 years ago

"‘I Got Rid of NATO’: Trump Confuses Security Alliance With NAFTA in Fox News Appearance

In a rambling discussion with Sean Hannity on trade deals he made while in the White House, former President Donald Trump managed to confuse the North Atlantic Treaty Organization security alliance with the North American Free Trade Agreement.
(...)
Trump and Hannity also had an interesting conversation about “Joe Biden’s cognitive struggling.” Hannity asked Trump if he would take a cognitive test again.

“I would like to see it for anybody running for president, taking a cognitive test,” Trump said. “You know they do it in China, but it’s done in a different way. They have a caste system. And the smartest person gets to the top.”

The last cognitive test Trump took was when he famously repeated the words: “Person, woman, man, camera, TV,” a test he insisted was very difficult."

🔗: mediaite.com/politics/i-got-ri

#trump #donaldtrump #stablegenius #seanhannity #nato

Last updated 2 years ago

@SaysDana · @Saysdana
851 followers · 4510 posts · Server social.snorklr.com

RT @Saysdana
This “genius” thinks that alienating people will actually make them want to pay for a platform that has been broken since he purchased it.

#stablegenius

Last updated 2 years ago

@SaysDana · @Saysdana
851 followers · 4505 posts · Server social.snorklr.com

This “genius” thinks that alienating people will actually make them want to pay for a platform that has been broken since he purchased it.

#stablegenius

Last updated 2 years ago

Preston MacDougall · @ChemicalEyeGuy
176 followers · 4601 posts · Server mstdn.science

Conservative author and defines ‘ ‘ - sort of. 👉 apple.news/Acp17qMCITGmHMsgKFj

the cult of ignorance and death ☠️!

#stablegenius #bethanymandel #woke #resist #DarkMAGA

Last updated 2 years ago

Preston MacDougall · @ChemicalEyeGuy
176 followers · 4601 posts · Server mstdn.science

went to the site of the in to remind Americans that he is a . For instance, he told cashiers at the local McDonald’s “I know the menu better than you do!” 😂 👉 newsweek.com/video-trump-telli

He also gave a red hat to any cult members eating there.

Remember: HAT + RED = HATRED

#donaldthedeplorable #vinylchloride #trsinderailment #eastpalestine #stablegenius #MAGA #DarkMAGA

Last updated 2 years ago

Margaret Sefton · @MargaretSefton
537 followers · 1945 posts · Server writing.exchange

Trump wants firing squads, guillotines, televised executions. I'm sorry, founding fathers, rolling over in your graves. This is the man who claims to speak for you.

#stablegenius #politics

Last updated 2 years ago

OsoAnimation · @presidentoso
5 followers · 43 posts · Server socel.net

#stablegenius #funny

Last updated 2 years ago