SLCW💥 · @slcw
393 followers · 4392 posts · Server newsie.social

Oh, look! is flipping burgers at the ! See, he's a real person just like you! All his transgressions can be swept under the rug because he played the part of an average Joe for 5 minutes in front of a blindingly white crowd of suckers at the fair! We're saved!

washingtonexaminer.com/news/ca

#trump #Iowa #statefair #MAGAcult #trumpcult #tRumpGrift #trumpfascism #charlatan

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Christian Wilkie · @cwwilkie
291 followers · 2201 posts · Server zirk.us

Pleased to once again park among the at the . Five dollars cheaper than the car lots and conveniently right between two entrance gates.

#scooters #minnesota #statefair

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Bruce MacDonald · @rationaldoge
364 followers · 2987 posts · Server hachyderm.io

They need The Intuitionist!

Space Tower owner: The up button sends the ride down — ‘it should not be doing what it is doing’
twincities.com/2023/08/31/spac

#statefair #elevator #minnesota

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jvanderaa · @jvanderaa
59 followers · 137 posts · Server fosstodon.org

I fully understand that there are fees to running a credit card from the merchant. But what happened to now having that fee passed along to the purchaser? It used to be part of the cost of doing business.

#statefair

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Josh Ourisman :apple_old_logo: · @joshourisman
168 followers · 6266 posts · Server hachyderm.io
James · @LostGuppy
94 followers · 532 posts · Server sfba.social
Jeremy Ward · @jmichaelward
302 followers · 55 posts · Server phpc.social

I meant to ask this morning while I was actually *at* the - is there a hashtag? ? ? I demand snack content.

#mnstatefair #statefair #greatmngettogether #mnfair

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Skullvalanche · @skullvalanche
209 followers · 2105 posts · Server gladtech.social

Mastodon peeps! Who is live-tooting the new foods at the ??

Sadly, the has done a rather tepid job of it, other than taking pictures of all the new offerings.

I would do it, but I'm not going until the 31st. I need opinions from the field! 😂 😋

#minnesota #mnstatefair #startribune #statefair #food #onastick #mn #twincities #mnstadon

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Bruce MacDonald · @rationaldoge
358 followers · 2935 posts · Server hachyderm.io

"Kuball’s first official duty as Princess Kay will be to sit in a rotating cooler in the Dairy Building for nearly eight hours to have her likeness sculpted in a 90-pound block of butter on the first two days of the State Fair, which begins Thursday and runs through Labor Day, Sept 4."

19-year-old Emma Kuball, of Waterville in Rice County, is 70th Princess Kay of the Milky Way
twincities.com/2023/08/23/70th

#dairy #statefair #minnesota

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Bruce MacDonald · @rationaldoge
357 followers · 2929 posts · Server hachyderm.io

Corn It Up.

'Growing for the corn roast at the State Fair may seem like a dream gig for a local farm like Untiedt’s. But he calls it “a very, very trying proposition.”

'“We’re planting this corn way back in May to try to hit a 12-day window in August and September,” he said.

'Temperatures like we’ve had this summer speed up plant growth, complicating Untiedt’s harvest schedule.

'Heat also hurts sales.'
mprnews.org/story/2023/08/22/m

#farming #corn #statefair

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eabolden · @eabolden
227 followers · 1316 posts · Server mas.to
Joe Steinbring :thisisfine: · @joe
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Joe in Klingon :klingon: · @KlingonJoe
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Qapla'! 's State Fair-gheQ maHegh DaH jIH. ghaH vetlh ghaH meh meh. .

toot.works/@joe/11087833597085

#wisconsin #statefair #wistatefair

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Joe Steinbring :thisisfine: · @joe
567 followers · 6556 posts · Server toot.works

I really like 's State Fair. It's just very very busy.

#wisconsin #statefair #wistatefair

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Joe in Klingon :klingon: · @KlingonJoe
5 followers · 202 posts · Server toot.works

ngaDHa' HIq qachpu' neH SeHna' vouS lo'laHbe'. 🤕

(NOTE: Klingon translation provided to the best of my ability. Please note that Klingon is a fictional language, and translations may not be perfect.)

toot.works/@joe/11087811994135

#yikes #statefair #wistatefair

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Joe Steinbring :thisisfine: · @joe
567 followers · 6556 posts · Server toot.works

I just heard somebody say "I wish that I was trashy enough to wear something like that". 🤕

#yikes #statefair #wistatefair

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Joe in Klingon :klingon: · @KlingonJoe
5 followers · 201 posts · Server toot.works

The following translation is the best attempt at translating the provided sentence into Klingon:

"lingwI' Hochvam qomlaHbe' 'ay' lo'laHghach 'ej pavilion Daq lulegh."

toot.works/@joe/11087806643576

#statefair #wistatefair #creampuffs

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Joe Steinbring :thisisfine: · @joe
567 followers · 6553 posts · Server toot.works

The next stop on the "eat all of the state fair things" tour takes me to the cream puff pavilion.

#statefair #wistatefair #creampuffs

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Joe in Klingon :klingon: · @KlingonJoe
5 followers · 200 posts · Server toot.works

#statefair #wistatefair #food

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Joe Steinbring :thisisfine: · @joe
567 followers · 6553 posts · Server toot.works

This thing is as ridiculous as it was last year.

#statefair #wistatefair #food

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