Oh, look! #Trump is flipping burgers at the #Iowa #StateFair! See, he's a real person just like you! All his transgressions can be swept under the rug because he played the part of an average Joe for 5 minutes in front of a blindingly white crowd of suckers at the fair! We're saved!
#trump #Iowa #statefair #MAGAcult #trumpcult #tRumpGrift #trumpfascism #charlatan
Pleased to once again park among the #scooters at the #Minnesota #StateFair. Five dollars cheaper than the car lots and conveniently right between two entrance gates.
#scooters #minnesota #statefair
They need The Intuitionist! #StateFair #elevator #Minnesota
Space Tower owner: The up button sends the ride down — ‘it should not be doing what it is doing’
https://www.twincities.com/2023/08/31/space-tower-owner-the-up-button-sends-the-ride-down-it-should-not-be-doing-what-it-is-doing/
#statefair #elevator #minnesota
I fully understand that there are fees to running a credit card from the merchant. But what happened to now having that fee passed along to the purchaser? It used to be part of the cost of doing business. #stateFair
The #Midwest is a den of lies! #StateFair #ButterCow #Iowa #Illinois https://apple.news/AzTkbXBPUR2akb4J_gbsylA
#Midwest #statefair #buttercow #iowa #illinois
#photography #rabbits #chickens #gondola #rides #statefair
First day of the #MNStateFair today. Here are some #photos.
#photography #rabbits #chickens #gondola #rides #statefair #mnstatefair #photos
I meant to ask this morning while I was actually *at* the #MNStateFair - is there a #statefair hashtag? #greatmngettogether? #mnfair? I demand snack content.
#mnstatefair #statefair #greatmngettogether #mnfair
#Minnesota Mastodon peeps! Who is live-tooting the new foods at the #MNStateFair ??
Sadly, the #StarTribune has done a rather tepid job of it, other than taking pictures of all the new offerings.
I would do it, but I'm not going until the 31st. I need opinions from the field! 😂 😋
#minnesota #mnstatefair #startribune #statefair #food #onastick #mn #twincities #mnstadon
"Kuball’s first official duty as Princess Kay will be to sit in a rotating cooler in the Dairy Building for nearly eight hours to have her likeness sculpted in a 90-pound block of butter on the first two days of the State Fair, which begins Thursday and runs through Labor Day, Sept 4." #Dairy #StateFair #Minnesota
19-year-old Emma Kuball, of Waterville in Rice County, is 70th Princess Kay of the Milky Way
https://www.twincities.com/2023/08/23/70th-princess-kay-of-the-milky-way-is-crowned-on-eve-of-minnesota-state-fair/
Corn It Up.
'Growing for the corn roast at the State Fair may seem like a dream gig for a local farm like Untiedt’s. But he calls it “a very, very trying proposition.”
'“We’re planting this corn way back in May to try to hit a 12-day window in August and September,” he said.
'Temperatures like we’ve had this summer speed up plant growth, complicating Untiedt’s harvest schedule.
'Heat also hurts sales.' #Farming #Corn #StateFair
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2023/08/22/meet-the-producer-behind-the-minnesota-state-fairs-famous-roasted-corn
Fair weather at Wisconsin State Fair in West Allis. #Wisconsin #StateFair #WestAllis #WisconsinStateFair #Photography #HoneyBee #Goats
#goats #honeybee #photography #wisconsinstatefair #westallis #statefair #wisconsin
I might already have regrets.
#reesespeanutbuttercup #statefair #wistatefair
Qapla'! #Wisconsin's State Fair-gheQ maHegh DaH jIH. ghaH vetlh ghaH meh meh. #StateFair #WIStateFair.
#wisconsin #statefair #wistatefair
I really like #Wisconsin's State Fair. It's just very very busy.
#wisconsin #statefair #wistatefair
ngaDHa' HIq qachpu' neH SeHna' vouS lo'laHbe'. 🤕 #Yikes #StateFair #WIStateFair
(NOTE: Klingon translation provided to the best of my ability. Please note that Klingon is a fictional language, and translations may not be perfect.)
#yikes #statefair #wistatefair
I just heard somebody say "I wish that I was trashy enough to wear something like that". 🤕
#yikes #statefair #wistatefair
The following translation is the best attempt at translating the provided sentence into Klingon:
"lingwI' Hochvam qomlaHbe' 'ay' lo'laHghach 'ej #StateFair #WIStateFair #CreamPuffs pavilion Daq lulegh."
#statefair #wistatefair #creampuffs
The next stop on the "eat all of the state fair things" tour takes me to the cream puff pavilion.
#statefair #wistatefair #creampuffs
This thing is as ridiculous as it was last year.