Help me, Lord, son brought a hornet in with him, and it’s gone who knows where in the house. I’m hiding in my sewing room with the cat. #Insects #StingingInsects #Wasps #Hornets

Three men are out in my backyard assaulting yellow jacket and hornet nests with gasoline (package deal). Guess which one is allergic to them:

a. my idiot husband with the lighter and propane torch
b. my son holding the flashlight and shop vac
c. my neighbor in the bee suit and leaf blower.

a. the idiot, of course.

Guess who's NOT out there: the wife who got stung 24+ times once. I've got the Benadryl & I've already dialed 9-1. Just waiting for it.
#insects #StingingInsects #Wasps #Hornets