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I asked an elderly gentleman why he was using two very large chips as walking sticks. He said "They're McCaines".

For my US followers, chips are the correct name for what you call fries. 😉

If I had a penny for everytime someone asked about my OCD, I'd have £277.39.

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"I got on a 45 in Porty this morning and asked the driver if he goes to Heriot Watt University.
Naw mate, he replied, I'm a bus driver."
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If we are all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
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