#Stoned ramblings...

This brings back memories of going to an #OKC Dodgers games (oh wait they were the redhawks back then). We picked one player to heckle and we kept saying the most ridiculous things to him and it really started to get under his skin.

Part of me feels guilty about this today, another part get grandiose, wondering the hecklee made it to the majors and maybe he now credits his awesomeness to some really ridiculous hecklers in Oklahoma who convinced him he needed to get out of the minor leagues and into the majors asap. In which case, that means I may have had a significant role in a major league player having a big league career. Ok, that is a fanciful possibility. It is much more likely that I was a jerk of a heckler, who is now wanting to rationalize the exquisite beauty of yelling the most outrageous, yet slightly poetic insult to an absolute stranger.

Baseball is weird.

So is #marijuana
#Cannabis
#Oklahoma
#420
#StonedThoughts
#Tangent
#Tangential

Ever imagine children's cartoon characters being down and out in the future? Like if Ranger Rob developed a drug problem and jumped out of a bush yelling "I'm Ranger robbing you!" #StonedThoughts

#Socialism
is a
#Beautiful
#Dirty
word.

Socialism is
sexy,
Socialism
has power.

Why must we
be denied,
our right
to joyful expression?

Why must we
accept that shit
will just be
shitty?

Why is now
not the hour
for #Nonviolent
#Revolutionary #LoveBombing?

We can be free,
if we want to be...

#420 #StonedThoughts #Cannabis

I wish I could be my dog for like a day. HE'S SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME!
#stonedthoughts

Ryn: *turns to Fork holding a wooden spoon pot of unknown origin* Hey, would you like some unseasoned ground beef?

Fork: *visible disgust and confusion* Uhh where did you get that?!

#adhd #neurospicy #stonedthoughts #atamusicfestival

*Large stampede of people coming for cake*

Lady serving food: Everyone come for the sugar I’m guessing?

Ryn: *sticks one finger in the air☝️*
No actually I want some corn on the cob please.

#adhd #neurospicy #itscorn #stonedthoughts

Ryn: *comes running out of food tent like a 5yr old at Disneyworld*

Ryn: They have corn on the cob! It’s steeaaminngg!!

#adhd #neurospicy #stonedthoughts #atamusicfestival

Fork: Yoo, why is the hamburger screaming at me?

#adhd #stonedthoughts #neurospicy #atamusicfestival

Fork: Yoo, why is the hamburger screaming at me?

#adhd #stonedthoughts #neurospicy #

Ryn: *confesses that they peed in a McDonald’s cup the night before*

Fork: “Maybe everyone should pee in McDonald’s cups.”

#adhd #neurospicy #stonedthoughts #mcdonalds

Fork (in a fancy voice): “Mmmotherr! Wheerre are my tiny boots for drrragging grrrandma?”

#adhd #neurospicy #stonedthoughts #tinyboots

Ryn: “Tanktops tremble when it’s cold Tuesdays as well as Wednesday…Butter!”

#adhd #neurospicy #stonedthoughts #butter