@baralheia Think if we stood out in the middle of nowhere with loud music and a laser light show with our thumbs out stretched, the aliens would come and pick us up and take us to an alternate dimension where shits not all fucked up? #StonerThoughts #WishfulThinking #IDontKnowHowHashTagsWork

OneOneOneOne

It is the time of all ones

#StonerThoughts

Now I just gotta find out if my favourites from Twitter are here... I've had this and been using it in and off again since the first big Twitter meltdown - seems like a waste of a username/account if I don't use it...

By the way y'all - music is like my center/grounding thing, so I do #nowplaying posts... They may or may not annoy you.
#stonerthoughts #anxiety #cptsd #borderlinepersonalitydisorder #mentalhealthissues #physicalhealthissues #chronicdiseases #hashtagjustbecause

Maybe the Mormons have the right idea with that whole "getting your own personal planet after you die" thing. Having a whole planet to yourself sure seems like heaven to me. -- Just so long as I can have access to music from other planets, I'm good

Did I just invent a new religion? 🤔

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Protestant Mormons!!!😁

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#stonerthoughts

Alice is ten feet tall
And I stick to the wall
Spring, Summer, Winter or Fall

#poetry #stonerthoughts

Shoutout to my two followers. I hope you like shitposts and #stonerthoughts

How big would your cage need to be before you'd stop thinking of it as a cage? #stonerthoughts

Was curious what the #stoner community was like here and the first post i see is some guy selling hard drugs. I just wanted to see randos spewing #stonerthoughts

I hope Kanye doesn't find out who owns all the kosher delis in New York.
#StonerThoughts

Dogs only like us cause we're hiding bones inside our bodies.
#StonerThoughts

How about a machine that can produce different scent compounds and an AI that can put them together based on description.
#StonerThoughts

Mastodon. It's like a point-and-click adventure game for finding interesting people and organizations.
#StonerThoughts

Once President Ye establishes racially segregated cities, everyone will finally be able to worship whatever color of Jesus is most appropriate for their community.
#StonerThoughts

We aren't brains in jars. We're DNA with runaway mutation issues that developed an ego.
#StonerThoughts

Ryn: “My ears itchy. Should I use this roach as q-tip?”

Fork: “Absolutely not. That’s a bad idea.”

R: “It’s so itchy though!”

F: “I don’t care. Don’t do that.”

R: “Imma do it.”

F: “You’re gonna regret it!”

R: *Puts roach in their ear*

#adhd #neurospicy #stonerthoughts

Fork: *In normal voice*
“Commercial: Fun to play with. Not to eat!”

*In deep, grumbly voice*
“Kids internal dialogue: FEEL the playdough! TASTE the playdough!”

#adhd #neurospicy #stonerthoughts #playdough

Ok, another moment of thought while listening to @TechN9ne@twitter.com, did he give backstage passes to Mick Foley in Arizona? Is that what that line is telling me in Kickiter or am I just too high right now? #Stonerthoughts

Ryn: *clenched fists and eyes closed, while punching the air above them*

“I feel like I’m in space invaders. Beep boop. Get all the rings!”

#adhd #neurospicy #stonerthoughts #wronggame

Fork: *suddenly burps and nearly throws up*

Ryn: *doesn’t react in any way*

F: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”

#adhd #neurospicy #stonerthoughts #burp