Because if you just #FollowBack too easily you #Timeline goes all weirdy-poop ...

You know, it goes all wiff-waff ...

You know, it kinda goes a bit flippo-zappo ...

You dig? I'm saying things go all a bit too wrongo-menge.

And you find yourself reading all sorts of Fragro-glimglam.

...

Just practising some new #StreetSlang there.