OK
Dishes are long put away
The egg has been reloaded
Grody bong has been de-groaded
The #StuffingParty is in play

I've finished stuffing mine
She still has tailor mades
I can take a break, unwind
Smoke a few and play

But first
You know what's about to come 'round
As I put the the toast in the toaster
Round side down

#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🍞

@FiStitchWitch 👍

I've done the biggies: feed the cats, empty ashtrays, load and start the dishwasher.

I'll hafta unload and put away, also proper (second) breakfast... then #StuffingParty, then fold/put away *MY* laundry (hers I'll leave in the dryer where it's been sitting 2 days)(I'm a dick)

Blä. I gotta do a #StuffingParty before anything else. Not for me, I'm good for a while yet. Blä.

Bah. #StuffingParty before I can go. Poopysocks.

🤣 I finish my #StuffingParty, and she goes back to bed! FML.

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

Time for a #StuffingParty!

How much do I hate stuffing smokes? She mentioned going shopping, I told her to pick up tailor mades. I would rather spend 2.75x the money, and avoid the hour's tedium.

Today, at least.

Most days, my aversion to "throwing away money" wins. We're churchmouse poor, and have to watch every penny.

Today, my mental health wins. No #StuffingParty today; we can afford a few packs of smokes.

😜 We don't always have this luxury, and I'm thankful we do today.

Fuck. I really don't wanna start a #StuffingParty right now.

But I also know how much 3 packs (2 for her, 1 for me) of ciggys cost if I want to avoid it. Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

#StuffingParty time, and another ep of #Silo.

I took an hour nap, then finished up the west coast stuff. Still only 830 there.

*pats self on back*

Until more comes in, my work day is done.

😜 Now I can continue my #StuffingParty from this morning.

@MaJ1
🙄 She's got dibs on the scoot-chair, claiming she has to exchange something downtown.

I don't see it (her trip downtown) happening any time soon. She's probably going to fiddlefart about, then, when the sun is nice and high and hot, cancel.

Leaving me the heat of the day.

Plus, I've already been Shanghai'd into another #StuffingParty.

Else I'd already be underway.

I *MAY* force her hand after phase 2, but even then, it's a bit late to get underway.

My #StuffingParty is constantly being interrupted! 🤣 First, #PharaohSchoko, who is still "trapped" in the house, now DHL!

Wind resistant ashtrays hath arriven, and are immediately set to use.

Bonus, I was going to need a large section of bubble wrap when I start felting on the #CatFeltHat project.

Time for another #StuffingParty, and continue to binge #Silo. I'm 3/4 through EP 6.

@MaJ1
No worries. What usually occurs is she sends me off, and I combine the two.

The matter is still not resolved. I hear them discussing in the living room as I settle in for a #StuffingParty.

I am capable, I am flexible. I am Slug.

#LimaxSum

My #StuffingParty is complete
Time to face the heat
So to speak
But first, pants!

Poopysocks. I have to do a little #StuffingParty before I go. I'm OK, for the journey and back, but if she wakes up before I get back from Engentado, she's gonna be tweaked on my return. 🤣 Better safe than sorry.

And my #StuffingParty Is complete.

Done with Phase Two
Whoop dee do
Having a pee
Whoop dee dee
#StuffingParty

#StuffingParty

Phase One is complete
Time to take a break and eat
Some brioche sounds sweet

#Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🍞

🤣 Well. It's time to start the #StuffingParty once more.

*wipes brow dramatically*

le Sigh...