They’re pufficle cats
Ate-enoughicle cats
Scratchicle cats
Spider-catchicle cats
They’re patticle cats
Fur-is-matticle cats
Ow-he-bitticle cats
Bathroom shitticle cats

look sorry, this one just depresses me as it reminds me of that terrible Cats movie from a few years ago. What the fuck was wrong with TS Eliot

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