The Pensioner at No 24 · @MondayOnions
65 followers · 30 posts · Server mastodon.au

Tʜʀᴏsʙʏ Cᴏᴛᴛᴀɢᴇ

We've lived at No 24 for, coincidentally, 24 years - during which we've never learned a neighbor's name. Nor have we tried to. Such mystery is the charm of our precinct.

Therefore they have nicknames.

On one side is "Mr (and, hence, Mrs) Boom Boom." He arrived about 10 years after us, cut down a ring of charming palms circling the backyard pool. He then proceeded to raise the height of his side fence by adding to, not replacing, the existing metal fence sheets... hammering them into the ground. For months. Months.

Fifteen years after us, the other side arrived and proceeded to renovate the house that had just been renovated by its seller. This dragged on for several years and seems now done with, but you never know. Although his epithet is irrevocably "The Renovator," his beloved, in accordance with her aspect (happily or not, only her loved ones can tell us) is known by us - in reported sightings from our watchtower - as Angela Merkel. God bless her.

In the 'moved away' category and sadly missed are, were, a quiet couple and their dog. She is nameless, perhaps due to never having been seen. Not so him or the dog. On our first sighting - as he walked that piebald creature by our door - it was instant consensus that, on coiffure alone, he was doubtless "The Rabbi." Fido's baffling habit of barking singular hoarse woofs - not less than once, not exceeding eight - at dusk, and only dusk, earned it the moniker "The Six O'clock Dog."

#neighborhood #street #suburban

Last updated 1 year ago

Pink Lady · @Pinkladycrypto
67 followers · 252 posts · Server social.chiefgyk3d.com

So incorporated an into his ? He’s FOR SURE got the Karen vote on lock. My DMs are about to be lit with a new “life changing opportunity to be your own boss!”

#vivekramaswamy #mlm #campaign #suburban #Facebook

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Stephen Shankland · @stshank
2931 followers · 1085 posts · Server mstdn.social

Suburban wildlife drama early this morning: two mule deer sparring with each other.

#WildLife #Photography #suburban #naturephotography #muledeer #deer

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Don Harper · @duckunix
12 followers · 134 posts · Server fosstodon.org
Ira Gershenhorn · @Iragersh
383 followers · 10348 posts · Server mstdn.social

@wbinford Drive a bit further to . Went to Los Alamos NM last December. It was very interesting. They are all now or at least they like to think that. gets them the funding they need to maintain their lifestyle.

#suburban #environmentalism #environmentalists #LosAlamos

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Brent Sleeper · @brentsleeper
136 followers · 1126 posts · Server sfba.social

Where sissonne is state of the art.

#sanmateo #suburban #stripmall #circuitcity #ballet

Last updated 1 year ago

Captain Commando 🫡 · @Lord_William82
28 followers · 442 posts · Server lounge.town

Took a nap in the back of my with the hatch open .. nice breeze was coming through I needed that shit fr bc I was a dead man walking I’m wearing myself out .. I just need 1good nite of sleep

#suburban

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Gladwyn d’Souza · @godsouza
131 followers · 1776 posts · Server sfba.social
Ricardo Harvin · @ricardoharvin
1376 followers · 12033 posts · Server mstdn.social

If you use a (or other) , you're a .

Especially if you live in a or area. Then, you're most likely also a racist, fascist, coward, or a combination of all these.

can serve legitimate and needs, but the doorbell camera subcategory too easily serves illegitimate ("nosy", "concerned" neighbors) and illegal (warrantless and viewing) purposes.

wired.com/story/why-we-do-not-

#corporate #Police #Safety #cams #Security #rural #suburban #cop #camera #doorbell #ring

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PhoenixSerenity · @msquebanh
1760 followers · 23367 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Here's part of backyard that I'm slowly & trying to convert into 👩‍🌾 This wildflowers field is abuzz with many different types of pollinators. Birds love having more seeds to eat & tall soft grasses to hide in. This is a longterm project fueled by love of & & also by local concerns.

#rewilding #suburban #foodforest #nature #biodiversity #foodsecurity #wsanec #saanich #victoriabc #yyj #vanisle #vancouverisland #pnw #pacificnorthwest #antilawnsmovement #SaveSoil

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GregCocks · @GregCocks
348 followers · 398 posts · Server techhub.social
Carl Setzer · @carlsetzer
30 followers · 238 posts · Server mas.to

One very thing to me: knowing the neighborhood dogs better than the humans walking them.

#suburban

Last updated 1 year ago

Don Harper · @duckunix
14 followers · 123 posts · Server fosstodon.org
Captain Commando 🫡 · @Lord_William82
15 followers · 287 posts · Server lounge.town

I got all my supplies .. took my time an washed my .. got it nice an shiny .. soon as I was takin my shit back inside it poured rainy .. I’m talking cats an dogs .. my daughter saw it an she tried hard not to laugh .. but she did lol it was funny it was some cartoon shit fr just needed that clown music 🎵

#suburban

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WACOCA · @wacoca
31 followers · 8156 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
flâneur · @snowlandia
32 followers · 55 posts · Server urbanists.social

a timelapse of an evening swing of pendulum in

so glad i no longer live here

#suburban #moscow

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PhoenixSerenity · @msquebanh
1588 followers · 19113 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

My from my break spot in 👩‍🌾🌻😊

I use old paper, cardboard discards & scrap wood to deaden stupid grass only spaces - for my longterm project. Our backyard has lots of trees, including 2 old growths & fruit trees too. I'm trying to convert backyard into in area 🙌

I want to show folks that you can rewild on low budgets too.

#currentview #backyard #suburban #rewilding #foodforest #wsanec #saanich #victoriabc #yyj #frugalgardening #gardeningonabudget #freeorcheap #savemoney #vanisle #pnw

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Don Harper · @duckunix
16 followers · 107 posts · Server fosstodon.org
Jill Dominguez · @jadag88
67 followers · 294 posts · Server mas.to

It’s a beautiful evening in suburbia. A blue sky, high clouds, the sounds of birds and traffic and wind. There was a woodpecker earlier, tap-tap-tapping.

#lovinglife #nature #suburban

Last updated 2 years ago

Don Harper · @duckunix
14 followers · 104 posts · Server fosstodon.org