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Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
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Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
337 followers · 581 posts · Server masto.aiI should sleep but childish gambino told me to stay woke
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
329 followers · 555 posts · Server masto.aiIt's ironic how sleep and coffee are two of my favorite things
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
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Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
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Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
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Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
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Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
302 followers · 395 posts · Server masto.aiHell is a restaurant full of people who chew with their mouth open
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
292 followers · 367 posts · Server masto.ai
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
292 followers · 367 posts · Server masto.aiThank you Mastodon for turning my phone into a treadmill for my thumb
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
276 followers · 345 posts · Server masto.aiI don't believe in soul mates
Have you seen what happens to socks??
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
267 followers · 342 posts · Server masto.aiMenstrual cramps are just free samples of what giving birth feels like
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
236 followers · 306 posts · Server masto.aiI'd wish you all a happy Thanksgiving, but this isn't Facebook
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
219 followers · 300 posts · Server masto.aiThe other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
223 followers · 305 posts · Server masto.aiYour stomach probably thinks all potatoes are mashed
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
223 followers · 305 posts · Server masto.aiI like to make things awkward for everybody in the room so I can feel like I belong
Supa Fly Hella Dope :verified: · @cerealtendencies
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slyborg · @slyborg
9 followers · 134 posts · Server mstdn.io
Mitsuwa also never fails to deliver... in fairness, the Japanese name for this stuff isn't going to help you get it right since it's phonetic, but still...