Australia Day is sacrosanct they say. It’s my right as an Australian to celebrate the day that the #FirstFleet arrived at #SydneyCove.

It’s my god given right to wave the Australian flag. To drink 57 stubbies, eat a leg of lamb. To spew all over everyone.

It’s in my DNA. I would die for. It’s who I am.

Hey Bruce, if you work Australia Day, I’ll give you either Friday or Monday off.

Bruce: great that’ll give me the a long weekend. You, I’m in.

#Bogans #Racist & the #PerpetuallyOutraged, can guck right off.