@scalzi Yeah, no, don't try and scratch the inside of your face. There are far more maladaptive responses you can try first. Have you considered, since you're an author, musician, and political commentator, a lifelong crippling laudanum addiction instead? All the popular Victorian writers did it.
Or, maybe some sort of pie or burrito instead? Soothing cup of herbal tea? #GoodLuck #Sympathies
@Nash076 Same. And I have meds that can't be taken within an hour of other meds, so I have the first two hours of my morning all ruined before I even can wipe the sleep from my eyes. On the other hand... No, no, it is just that. #Sympathies