Them: Two jobs, building a homestead, three kids under 6, pets... I don’t know how you do it!

Me: I've consumed stimulants you people wouldn't believe. Entire pots of espresso before 5 am. Five hour energy glittering in the afternoon sun. All those caffeine molecules will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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