Morning/Afternoon/Evening #TeamToot and #writingcommuity and #disabled fam and #LGBTQ2IA posse! No reason, no pitch, no plugs, just 'Hi, how are ya?' 💜

@root @bunnyhero Adding #TeamToot to my bio!

@root toot toot toot #TeamToot 🥳📯

I like the word #toot. I prefer it. I am on #TeamToot. I LIKE #TOOTING! There, I said it.

Holy fuck, how entitled can people be?? What a bunch of Twitter Karens.

"I don't understand how Mastodon works! It has to change for me and it has to be exactly like Twitter!" — Fuck off. Learn how to use it, or shut up. Mastodon does not owe you anything, and we certainly don't care if a crybaby, that's just dragging mud across our carpet, leaves in a tantrum. You were not born with the entire knowledge of how to run your profile on Twitter either.

"Can Mastodon reach critical mass?" — Fuck off. Stop chasing your next fix of online validation, you dopamine-deprived coomer.

"Is anybody on here?" — Yes! We were here before you, and we will be here after you crawled back into Daddy Musky's warm, cozy colon, because you value the triple digit amount of fake likes of bots more than the handful of likes you get from real people here.

"My 'friends' are not here boooo hooo" — Then make some new ones. Or get your 'friends' to join you here as well.

For fucks sake. All of you act like this is the first time you move to a new platform. Were you born on Twitter?? Was Twitter the only part of the WWW you ever used?? You mental boomers need to get real or stfu.

#TeamToot 🦣💨 #TwitterMigration #welcome #rant #BirdsiteBoomers

@tgs Go #TeamToot! 😀

#TeamToot and I'm ready for a full blown culture war over this. 🦣💨

#MakeGargronTootAgain

https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/pull/18583

Can I just say that I am positively DELIGHTED that posts are called toots here?? I definitely understand why some people choose to change the name in their settings, it’s kind of cringe after all, but I love the whimsy of it and if I could add a little obnoxious bitty elephant “toot toot” sound to accompany it every time I hit the toot button, I would in a heartbeat #Toot #TeamToot #Mastodon 💜 🐘

Can I just say that I am positively DELIGHTED that posts are called toots here. I definitely understand why some people choose to change the name in their settings, it’s kind of cringe after all, but I love the whimsy of it and if I could add a little obnoxious bitty elephant “toot toot” sound to accompany it every time I hit the toot button, I would in a heartbeat #Toot #TeamToot #Mastodon 💜 🐘

@rysiek #TootLifeForever #TeamToot

We need #TootSwag

@djwfyi I'm trying to intersperse my meta-discussion (not to be confused with discussion of Meta) boosts and toots (#TeamToot Forever!) with life stuff and other mundane but fun content. I still want followers and friends and I think being interesting is the best way to do it. #LearningMastodon

@Steve continue to be wrong in your wrongness. you are wrong.

still wrong.

yep still wrong

#TeamToot

@Tattooed_mummy I have to admit #TeamToot sounds better but I am firmly in the #TeamPublish camp. It just looks better.

@Steve #TeamToot

@icodestuff
#teamtoot. It's dorky, it's cute, it fits the mascot. 🦣💨

And I don't mind the subtle implication of farts, because let's be real: Most "thoughts" we put on this or any other UGC site must be classified as "cerebral flatulence" anyway.

@mike Nope #TeamToot : )

@nosaj #TeamToot

They have the #mastodon on computers now!

I am all for change and progress, but #toot will always be my first love. I should be so lucky my app hasn't been updated to "#publish" yet (thank you Tusky).

Seriously, how do you even hashtag publish? It's unhashtagable I tell you!

Jokes aside, #TeamToot all the way. 💨

#simpsons #SimpsonsQuotes #memes :blobcatgooglytrash:

Another cool feature of #Mastodon is that you get a notification of when a #Poll you participated in ends. Glad to see that #TeamToot came out on top here!

I feel like there’s an irked chant ramping of
toot 👏Toot 👏 TOot 👏 TOOt 👏 TOOT 👏 TOOT 👏 TOOOOOOOT🥁

#TeamToot