My mother brought me this #TeaTowel from the #Netherlands, and I love that the #Windmills look like #Daleks

Speaking of #JukeboxFridayNight, #changemakers, and David Bowie, I present a slightly damp tea towel. 🤣

#Bowie #TeaTowel #DishCloth

A new consignment of my #Oxfordshire #Map tea towels has arrived. And they're stunningly lovely! My #painting for on this #teatowel won a commendation from the #BritishCartographicSociety in 2015.

They're available on my website now, and from me directly at my #Exhibition for #OxfordshireArtweeks in May.

https://janetomlinson.com/artworks/oxfordshire-map-tea-towel/

My #Brexit Forecast tea towel is back in stock! Perfect for wiping away your tears of loss & bregret. 😭
Warning: not suitable for "leave" voters.

Get yours here: https://janetomlinson.com/artworks/brexit-tea-towel/

#teatowel #BrexitDisaster #BrexitBrokeBritain #BrexitHasFailed #RejoinEU

@dropbear
Labor voters not telling the poor & the homeless to stop complaining and show some patience because at least it's better than another term of the LNP challenge (also impossible)
#auspol #A1 on the #TeaTowel

@RayCavemanH3
Ray,

Thanks for the boost, the favourite, the follow and the reply. So much dopamine - a pretty big hit to get from Mastodon.

And thanks for expressing interest in how things are done here down-under. The perfect excuse for me to post the magnificent #auspol #teatowel* an essential reference for political tragics in Australia.

The tea towel is the creation of cartoonist Jon Kudelka. It’s a bingo card of excuses that you can expect to hear from Australian Labor Party (ALP) #rustadons** whenever their beloved party is criticised for being anything less than the progressive party they (the rustadons) imagine the ALP to be.

Just going to leave it at that for now, as explaining every square on the bingo card to someone outside Australia is a big task best undertaken over a few days & right now I’ve got a shit ton of Alt-text to write.

*teatowel: used for drying washed dishes. A common souvenir for tourists in all nations.

**rustadon: someone who supports a political party because that’s what they’ve done all their life so far and nothing’s going to change that. Often descended from one or more previous generations of rustadons, all the way back to the Stone Age.

The third one...
#recipes #teatowel