17 after I told him his hair looked good with just leave in conditioner in it: Yea, but I smell like feminism.

Me: 😂 😂

#Teens #Teenagers

Disadvantaged teenagers at greater risk of falling foul of email scams – study | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/university-college-london-teenagers-data-more-schools-b2403055.html

#Disadvantaged
#Teenagers
#EMailScams

Our kitchen and floor were destroyed by a flood caused by a burst pipe, so it’s all been removed. However, the #teenagers are still leaving their dirty plates by the “sink” to go in the “dishwasher”, neither of which are there any more! #funny

Kids bully to climb the social ladder: A new study on violent children https://www.advice.news/psychology/kids-bully-climb-social-ladder-new-study-violent-children?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #research #bullying #teenagers

I put a bunch of clean clothes on the stool in my son’s room for him to fold and put away.

He needed the stool so he threw the clothes onto the floor.

So far, so teenage typical.

This morning he spent a lot of time grumbling about having no clothes and pulling dirty clothes out of the wash to wear.

Just went into his room and discovered the clean clothes still in a jumble on the floor.

I don’t care what he does in his own room but he could at least *remember* he’s got an extensive floordrobe going on.

#parenting #teenagers #floordrobe

#Teenagers #Food

Name five foods that the average teenager would prefer over all others.

Old article on the achievements of #Antifascist #Women #Teenagers like this one are really just inspiring to read.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/freddie-oversteegen-dutch-resistance-fighter-who-killed-nazis-through-seduction-dies-at-92/2018/09/16/7876eade-b9b7-11e8-a8aa-860695e7f3fc_story.html

In perhaps their most daring act, they seduced their targets in taverns or bars, asked if they wanted to “go for a stroll” in the forest — and “liquidated” them, as Ms. Oversteegen put it, with a pull of the trigger.

“We had to do it,” she told one interviewer. “It was a necessary evil, killing those who betrayed the good people.”

#fascism #resistance

This is what happens when I play cards against humanity with my kids on the ferry #teenagers #motherhood #life

"Dude, what the hell...?"

The extent of my parenting patience today.

#teenagers

How do #teenagers make one Airpod completely noise cancelling?

Stereo is overrated anyway.

I tried to understand straight males through direct observation (they were everywhere around me of, course) and from the media. It was kind of an anthropological endeavor, since I wasn’t predisposed genetically to be straight, though culturally I was expected to be.
https://medium.com/prismnpen/i-playacted-at-being-straight-heres-why-i-stopped-6ae44dbcae6b?sk=002a2e30f8edfef0184d942af964e085

#LGBTQ #Gay #Memoir #Teenagers #Religion #Masculinity

russia plans to passportize all #teenagers in #Luhansk region by October 1

"A commission will be sent to each of the occupied districts to look for teenagers without enemy passports," the National Resistance Center stated. "For this, 'volunteers' from the kremlin youth movements who arrived from the russian federation will be involved, and will go around the houses."

Read more here🔗 https://kyivindependent.com/national-resistance-center-russia-plans-to/

#Ukraine 🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraine #RussiaIsATerroristState
#СлаваУкраїні! #StandWithUkraine

Mark Twain
When I was 14, my father was an ignoramus

When I was 21, I was astonished at what the old man had learned in 7 years

#humor #Joke #MarkTwain #Parenting #TeenAgers #Teens

In 1957 vallen de #Teenagers uit elkaar en neemt Frankie met de #RayCharlesSingers verdere nummers op, maar geen enkele wordt nog een grote hit.
Enkel in 1960 scoort hij onder eigen naam nog een bescheiden hitje met #LittleBittyPrettyOne.
De band betekende de start van een hype #popband met jonge zanger, oa #Jackson5 en hun sound werd overgenomen door vele #allgirlbands.
Op 27 februari 1968 wordt hij na een overdosis heroïne gevonden in de badkamer van zijn grootmoeder waar hij terug woonde.

My weekly parenting teenagers is hard post…sigh #parenting #teenagers

@hfentonmudd @currentbias
Generally my intuition has been years ahead of proof, but the proof is clearly in the #CovidPapers of systematic damage

I’ve been ranting about #dementia #alzheimers for a bit, & altho my interactions w/my co-op neighbors is minimal, I’ve seen these same people for 15 yrs & something is very off; acting like #toddlers #teenagers

Reminds me of sitcom #BrainDead which oddly they removed it from Paramount after 4 months🤔 & its CBS show..

🇺🇸🎥 « “Heathers” drew a prescient link between the self-satisfied, domineering Ayn Rand-ian cruelty of the Reagan era and the other side of the coin—sociopathic #violence » 💥

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/touchstones/an-appreciation-of-the-dark-comedy-heathers #RonaldReagan #UnitedStates #USA #Teenagers #TeenCulture

Never since the beginning on written records have young adults aged 14-20 been as demeaned, degraded, and infantilized as they are now.

Over the last 20 years we've seen an insane unnatural very unhealthy artificial extension of childhood.

#TeensAreAdults #teens #teenagers #infantilization

a lot of #people seem to have trouble accepting that cynical embittered #teenagers are literally right about the #education #system. in #fact when people express that something is making them suffer suicidally it generally means there is something wrong. big #news for people who desperately fucking hate kids

Vancouver Mom: Inspiring Creativity: Teen Programs at Emily Carr University https://www.vancouvermom.ca/arts/exploring-teen-summer-programs-at-emily-carr-university/ #vancouver #vancouvermom #momhacks #artclassesvancouverforteens #Continuingeducation #EmilyCarrUniversity #summercampvancouver #artclassesforteens #summerprograms #Teenactivities #Teens:Ages13+ #teenprograms #summercamps #Education #Highlight #Teenagers #painting #Recipes #Arts