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kinyutaka · @kinyutaka
82 followers · 1620 posts · Server mstdn.social
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#terriblejoke #onetopic #testosterone

Last updated 1 year ago
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Eagle Globe & Flanker · @BikeyBike
51 followers · 1470 posts · Server urbanists.social

What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed veggie.

#carrot #terriblejoke

Last updated 1 year ago
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Sean Riley · @seanski44
113 followers · 286 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

any chance of a cookie I can approve that remembers my preference for cookies? :)

#web #humour #terriblejoke #Cookies #dontfollowmefollowoneofmyyoutubechannels

Last updated 2 years ago
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Marta S. · @martiangirl
110 followers · 347 posts · Server tech.lgbt

Go can't be used for casual coding.

You just can't write Go code in a while...

#terriblejoke

Last updated 2 years ago
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Huw! · @huwr
105 followers · 97 posts · Server aus.social

@ryanbooker they were all posting in English until we walked into the bar

#terriblejoke

Last updated 2 years ago
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Tales of Britain and Ireland · @TalesofBritainandIreland
236 followers · 46 posts · Server thefolklore.cafe

When you see a terrifying apparition of your own self, its form foreshadowing a gruesome death, but you play it cool and just dismiss it with a casual: "Stop trying to make fetch happen"

#terriblejoke #folklore

Last updated 2 years ago
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Phil · @pjt89
11 followers · 41 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Manuel Akanji is very quick at doing complicated multiplications mentally; there’s a footballer with great end product.

#worldcup #BraVSui #switzerland #MCFC #MathsPun #terriblejoke

Last updated 2 years ago
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Sonya (she/her) · @sonyah
371 followers · 638 posts · Server mastodon.online

I have heard of pee bottles, but a pee CAN is new to me. It’s pronounced puh-KON!

#terriblejoke #urine #quibbling #americanpronunciation #nuts #texas #thanksgiving #Pecan #pecans

Last updated 2 years ago
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